QUOTE(dogbiscuit @ Tue 16th September 2008, 7:49am)
I'm afraid your performance makes me think of someone complaining about being bitten by a dog who wants to get that dog put down.
A man going about his business gets attacked by a dog without provocation, causing nasty wounds. The man calls the police and shows them the dog and his wounds. The dog is unpredictable and is known to bite without provocation, but he insists on demonstrating that the dog is dangerous by poking it with a hefty stick. It bites him. His friends agree that dogs shouldn't bite, but can't help noticing the hefty stick that he wields. The owner gets his own big stick out and proceeds to wield it against the man and the police stand back as they are not sure who has committed the worst crime. Assault! the man cries, arrest them! while poking the dog and the man with the hefty stick. Blows are exchanged. The dog fights back. The police decide they can do nothing as you are on private land and sidle away, and the land owner gets his security guards and throws the man out while singing protest songs about injustice, kicking and screaming on the way.
The interested observers watching this know that the man got badly bitten, and are sympathetic for the bandaged wreck in front of them, but are bemused at the way the man went about trying to sort out the problem. They sidle away when they see the hefty stick being wafted in their general direction in case they are about to get educated too.
You are allowed to stop banging your head against a brick wall. I understand the feeling of well being is quite to be recommended.
What if the man fed the dog a biscuit? (IMG:
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