I am not Dumbledore, either.QUOTE(dogbiscuit @ Tue 16th September 2008, 7:49am)
I'm afraid your performance makes me think of someone complaining about being bitten by a dog who wants to get that dog put down.
[snip]Insightful Jesuistic Allegory[/snip]
I'm afraid you've misjudged me.
Please do not compare me to Elphaba Thropp.
Durova is playing that green-skinned character.
I'm the red-head in this drama.
I am playing the roles of Dorothy, the Scarecrow, the Tin Man, the Cowardly Lion,
and Professor Marvel in this reprise of
Bildungsroman in the Age of Character Assassination.
Everyone else is playing the role of the Munchkins.
Well, almost everyone.
Kato, Greg, and Awbrey are playing the roles of Tom Servo, Mike, and Crow down in the front seats, whilst Somey and Selina are playing the roles of Statler and Waldorf up in the balcony.
QUOTE(dogbiscuit @ Tue 16th September 2008, 7:49am)
The interested observers watching this know that the man got badly bitten, and are sympathetic for the bandaged wreck in front of them, but are bemused at the way the man went about trying to sort out the problem. They sidle away when they see the hefty stick being wafted in their general direction in case they are about to get educated too.
You are allowed to stop banging your head against a brick wall. I understand the feeling of well being is quite to be recommended.
There is no doubt that my method failed. It was guaranteed to fail. After all, did you expect me to play the role any better than Socrates, Jesus, Beckett, Galileo, Gandhi, King, Mandela, Alice, or Dorothy?
At least Alice and Dorothy realized their Kafkaesque
nightmare was only a dream.
Some people here seem to think that Wikipedia is real life.
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