QUOTE(Ottava @ Sun 23rd December 2012, 3:34pm)
Do you mean "First, my grammar is better than your grammar, but, under your ruddy rules, you're allowed to make mistakes, because you are a great writer"?
Of course not. Do you think I'm ruddy illiterate?
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By the way, "ruddy" is not a common Brit expression.
That just proves you know shit about the UK, but we knew that already.
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This has been pointed out by quite a few people.
Who? Links please.
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I've spent many years with Malleus
Aaah! I'm sure you're a lovely and loving couple.
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and heard all of the standard vulgar expressions. Ruddy is not there.
So Malleus doesn't use it hence nobody does? That seems a shithead deduction.
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Only someone from India would make such a basic mistake.
Even if I grant your stupid claim that it's a mistake, how do you deduce that it's only funny wogs from India who would make that mistake? What about funny wogs from Nigeria or Tobago?
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Only someone from India could have missed the obvious sarcasm found in my repeating your claim.
Translation: "I made another total balls-up, so I've made this stupid attempt to cover it up. I have not a shred of bloody evidence that you're in India and a simple check of the timing of your posts would show you're not, but I'll keep saying that anyway because I'm such a fuckwit that I can never admit I'm wrong."
The Joy: You're a pillar of sense and sanity, but put a thousand authoritative sources in the balance against Ottava's insane pigheadedness and guess how Ottava says the scales have tipped!