Jimbo and handwriting analysis, autographs and signatures, oh my! Options

[Alison]

Here you go, all you haters! My signature does, in fact, grace a public document in Monroe County, Florida.

Dude, I don't want to tell you your business or anything, but that not just your dox that you put up there. Just sayin' .....

[anthony]

Here you go, all you haters! My signature does, in fact, grace a public document in Monroe County, Florida.

Dude, I don't want to tell you your business or anything, but that not just your dox that you put up there. Just sayin' .....

Poor Stephanie will never again be able to lie about her age.

[anthony]

This is fun. Here's mine: http://www.wikipediareview.com/File:Sig.png

[thekohser]

Here you go, all you haters! My signature does, in fact, grace a public document in Monroe County, Florida.

Dude, I don't want to tell you your business or anything, but that not just your dox that you put up there. Just sayin' .....

What if I have durable power of attorney over Steph, much like Christine Wales has over Jimmy Wales?

Okay, I don't.

I thought about blacking out her name and vitals, but then I thought that would be so hypocritical. I'll deal with the consequences on the home front. Steph knows I'm very principled about tit-for-tat sorts of things.

This post has been edited by thekohser: Wed 9th June 2010, 3:09am

[Lar]

Anybody know any handwriting analysts, or is that all bunk?

False dichotomy. Or at least it's not an XOR anyway, because my answers are yes, and yes. In that order.

[thekohser]

Anybody know any handwriting analysts, or is that all bunk?

False dichotomy. Or at least it's not an XOR anyway, because my answers are yes, and yes. In that order.

That's the best combination of answers, Lar! Let's get your friend to analyzing Jimbo's handwriting! How much does the service cost? Is it basically about what I'd pay a palm reader on the Atlantic City boardwalk?

[thekohser]

...and Jimbo Wales signed the white shirt...

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So, again, I ask -- why is he so frightened of his signature appearing on Wikipedia?

[Moulton]

Given the level of corruption that pervades WikiCulture, I imagine he's concerned about fraud, forgery, and identity theft.

[thekohser]

Jimbo handing out multiple autographs recently would cast some doubt on the sincerity of his fears of having his signature circulating.

[Kelly Martin]

Jimbo handing out multiple autographs recently would cast some doubt on the sincerity of his fears of having his signature circulating.

Another example of Jimbo's inability to recognize that he's being self-contradictory or hypocritical. The simple fact is that when Jimbo makes a pronouncement, of any sort, it's based on whatever result he wants at that moment. It's as if he only exists in that moment of time, and that all past (and future) moments do not exist.

Also, we have always been at war with Eastasia.