Law, User:Law retires Options

[Deodand]

User:Law seems to have left, based on tiny hints like a massive fuck-off banner reading "RETIRED" on his userpage. No idea why - from the looks on the talkpage, none of the regular Wikipedia users know either.

[LaraLove]

So yeah, this was too long to read. And yeah, it basically boils down to the fact that I found a chick with a killer smile and a huge rack, but if that is the legacy I leave, I'm pretty fucking happy with that.

I really can't think of a better reason than that to retire from wikipedia. The admin treadmill is pretty thankless anyway. God knows, there are precious few of them that I'd piss on if they were on fire. The feeling's probably mutual though to be fair. (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/biggrin.gif)

I'd piss on you, Malleus. (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/laugh.gif)

[A Horse With No Name]

I'd piss on you, Malleus. (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/laugh.gif)

Let me get my video camera -- this could be the next big viral video! (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/evilgrin.gif)

I'm so sick of the women on this project crying about the alleged gender bias. Suck it up and quit bitching. Granted, the thread was about muscles most of the women on this project have never heard of, much less intentionally flexed for the purposes of toning them up, thus it is understandable this would hit a chord. Still, no one on the project has the right to be unoffended, and she's only found herself upset because 1/ she chose to be and 2/ she loves starting drama where none exists.

There is nothing like a dame!

[Milton Roe]

I'd piss on you, Malleus. (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/laugh.gif)

Let me get my video camera -- this could be the next big viral video! (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/evilgrin.gif)

I'm so sick of the women on this project crying about the alleged gender bias. Suck it up and quit bitching. Granted, the thread was about muscles most of the women on this project have never heard of, much less intentionally flexed for the purposes of toning them up, thus it is understandable this would hit a chord. Still, no one on the project has the right to be unoffended, and she's only found herself upset because 1/ she chose to be and 2/ she loves starting drama where none exists.

There is nothing like a dame!

We got humorless admins
We got Wikis on sex toys
And on medical devices
That will work for girls and boys
We got goggled broads in armor
And a lot of party bores
What ain’t we got?
Strong pelvic floors.

Oh there’s something you can name if you do not want a stain
There is nothing in the world if you laugh or maybe strain,

Nothing else is quite the same, nothing in the world
Has the hard and rigid frame and the famous Kegel name

Oh, there’s something for a dame, something in the world
There is something not a shame that is helpful for a dame

There’s not a thing wrong with any admin here
That can’t be cured by putting them near
A girly bitchy WP dishy GAAAME


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If that doesn't quite scan, I'm not going to fix it. Exercise left to the student.

[Law]

I unretired to use the unblock tool today. I'll just hang my head in shame and head to the Support Forum. I feel so dirty right now.