Law, User:Law retires Options

[Deodand]

User:Law seems to have left, based on tiny hints like a massive fuck-off banner reading "RETIRED" on his userpage. No idea why - from the looks on the talkpage, none of the regular Wikipedia users know either.

[LaraLove]

So yeah, this was too long to read. And yeah, it basically boils down to the fact that I found a chick with a killer smile and a huge rack, but if that is the legacy I leave, I'm pretty fucking happy with that.

I really can't think of a better reason than that to retire from wikipedia. The admin treadmill is pretty thankless anyway. God knows, there are precious few of them that I'd piss on if they were on fire. The feeling's probably mutual though to be fair. (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/biggrin.gif)

I'd piss on you, Malleus. (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/laugh.gif)

[Lar]

So yeah, this was too long to read. And yeah, it basically boils down to the fact that I found a chick with a killer smile and a huge rack, but if that is the legacy I leave, I'm pretty fucking happy with that.

I really can't think of a better reason than that to retire from wikipedia. The admin treadmill is pretty thankless anyway. God knows, there are precious few of them that I'd piss on if they were on fire. The feeling's probably mutual though to be fair. (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/biggrin.gif)

I'd piss on you, Malleus. (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/laugh.gif)

TMI.

BTW, Law's back. I just about p---ed myself reading the thread. Perhaps I need to investigate if there are exercises for that?

[The Joy]

So yeah, this was too long to read. And yeah, it basically boils down to the fact that I found a chick with a killer smile and a huge rack, but if that is the legacy I leave, I'm pretty fucking happy with that.

I really can't think of a better reason than that to retire from wikipedia. The admin treadmill is pretty thankless anyway. God knows, there are precious few of them that I'd piss on if they were on fire. The feeling's probably mutual though to be fair. (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/biggrin.gif)

I'd piss on you, Malleus. (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/laugh.gif)

TMI.

BTW, Law's back. I just about p---ed myself reading the thread. Perhaps I need to investigate if there are exercises for that?

And because of that thread, Durova states she will never seek adminship ever again due to the sexist nature of thread.

It's safe to come back, !!. That is, if you are not already back.

[Milton Roe]

So yeah, this was too long to read. And yeah, it basically boils down to the fact that I found a chick with a killer smile and a huge rack, but if that is the legacy I leave, I'm pretty fucking happy with that.

I really can't think of a better reason than that to retire from wikipedia. The admin treadmill is pretty thankless anyway. God knows, there are precious few of them that I'd piss on if they were on fire. The feeling's probably mutual though to be fair. (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/biggrin.gif)

I'd piss on you, Malleus. (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/laugh.gif)

TMI.

BTW, Law's back. I just about p---ed myself reading the thread. Perhaps I need to investigate if there are exercises for that?

And because of that thread, Durova states she will never seek adminship ever again due to the sexist nature of thread.

It's safe to come back, !!. That is, if you are not already back.

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=...oldid=310822421 Look at the end of the page.

Apparently, we will not be seeing a photo of Durova proving she can pull a loaded pickup truck with one of those things attached to a chain. (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/wink.gif)

Just imagine it, in the theater of your mind, !!. (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/biggrin.gif)

Can somebody write a Wiki on salt it to help Durova when she needs to explain she wants something gone, and not even thought about, ever ever again? As in the fields of the Cartheginians in the Punic wars?