OMG Durova has lost her mind!!!!!!!, She plays Zoo World on Facebook ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT!!! Options

[Obesity]

I confess I have no idea if Durova still participates in WP, Commons and other Wikimedia projects. I don't really hang around those places anymore.

But I am on Facebook a lot, where Durova is one of my finest friends.

She is playing that pointless Zoo World game MORNING, NOON and NIGHT and assailing her friends with arcane and meaningless status updates.

Today almost every one of my friend updates was from Durova, and EVERY ONE of Durova's updates was about ZOO WORLD:

Lise just trained her Bald Eagle to do the "Play dead" trick!
Now she can attract even more visitors to her zoo!

Lise is racing a Gyrfalcon and needs your help!
Lise needs your help to win! Everyone shares speed prizes and gains mastery. Only 20 more miles to go!

Lise has speed stones to share!
Lise's bald eagle, Samantha, just beat Cassia in a race and collected a new speed stone. Some things are best when shared with friends.

LOL, "speed stones". sound liek crystal meth. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Lise is away and their new baby American Alligator needs food. Oh my!
Lise's American Alligator was born just 9 hours ago. She is cold, lonely, and will get sick soon without any food. Baby wants to grow up big and strong some day and just needs a little help getting started.

Lise has a baby Gorilla separated from its mother. Oh My!
Lise just received a Mom and Baby Gorilla from the Wildlife Care Network.

Lise is away and their new baby Great-Horned Owl needs food. Oh my!
Lise's Great-Horned Owl was born just 25 hours ago. She is cold, lonely, and will get sick soon without any food. Baby wants to grow up big and strong some day and just needs a little help getting started.

Hm. Well it's kind of loading but buggy. [Here Durova comments about how her Zoo World game is not loading properly]

Zoo World irony: my Facebook portrait was taken at the San Diego Wild Animal Park. [Durova makes a half-hearted attempt to correlate her Zoo World madness with external reality]

These were all from the past 24 hours.

DUROVA'S GONE ZOO WORLD CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wut does this have to do with a deep critique of the Web 2.0?

ummmm, well maybe some1 could say something abt how playing zoo world may be pointless, but at least it doesnt harm anyone liek Wikipeeeeeeedia.

ok thx.

This post has been edited by Obesity:

[TungstenCarbide]

She is playing that pointless Zoo World game MORNING, NOON and NIGHT.

this thread is just plain mean and should be moved to the tarpit.

[Obesity]

She is playing that pointless Zoo World game MORNING, NOON and NIGHT.

this thread is just plain mean and should be moved to the tarpit.

Durova culd always de-friend me if she does not liek. She secrectly lieks. Even named her swift after me.

[TungstenCarbide]

She is playing that pointless Zoo World game MORNING, NOON and NIGHT.

this thread is just plain mean and should be moved to the tarpit.

Durova culd always de-friend me if she does not liek. She secrectly lieks. Even named her swift after me.

You're acting like a 12yr old with a crush.

[Obesity]

She is playing that pointless Zoo World game MORNING, NOON and NIGHT.

this thread is just plain mean and should be moved to the tarpit.

Durova culd always de-friend me if she does not liek. She secrectly lieks. Even named her swift after me.

You're acting like a 12yr old with a crush.

so wut if I liek Lise and tease her. She tried to ban me from Wikipedia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

good thing i am popular and haev powerful friends on WP, even though i create nothing but mischief when i bother to edit at all.

anyway, durova is one of my best friend. if she were really mad at me she wuld create a thread posting all of MY facebook status updates.

[TungstenCarbide]

She is playing that pointless Zoo World game MORNING, NOON and NIGHT.

this thread is just plain mean and should be moved to the tarpit.

Durova culd always de-friend me if she does not liek. She secrectly lieks. Even named her swift after me.

You're acting like a 12yr old with a crush.

so wut if I liek Lise and tease her

what a power couple you two'd make!

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[Ottava]

what a power couple you two'd make!

I'd hate to see what the babies would look like.

This post has been edited by Ottava:

[TungstenCarbide]

what a power couple you two'd make!

I'd hate to see what the babies would look like.

I kinda thought you'd be thrilled, considering your avatar ...