Sex by surprise Options

[anthony]

Assange denies the charges, which his lawyer, described as stemming from a "dispute over consensual but unprotected sex", which may constitute rape under the Swedish law.

So babymaking "may" be illegal in Sweden? Yeah right. Sounds like a spin job to me.

And yeah, I have no idea what forum this is supposed to go into.

EDIT: Oops, forgot the link.

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[Milton Roe]

Assange denies the charges, which his lawyer,, described as stemming, from a "dispute over consensual but unprotected sex", which may constitute rape,,, ~~ ~ under the ~~* Swedish law.

I am trying very hard not to make a joke about Wiki-Leaks.... (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/ohmy.gif)









But I failed. My sense of humor is unprotected. (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/confused.gif)

[Lar]

Assange denies the charges, which his lawyer, described as stemming from a "dispute over consensual but unprotected sex", which may constitute rape under the Swedish law.

I am trying very hard not to make a joke about Wiki-Leaks.... (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/ohmy.gif)









But I failed. My sense of humor is unprotected. (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/confused.gif)

That initial quote is bugging me. There's an excess comma there somewhere. and you know what commas look like... fat head, little wiggly tail... say no more... Not too good to have extra ones roaming around where they might impregnate unwitting sentences.

Uncle Miltie, can you fix it? The sentence, I mean.

[Milton Roe]

Assange denies the charges, which his lawyer, described, as stemming from a "dispute over consensual but unprotected sex", which may,, ''constitute rape under...~~~* the Swedish law'*~.

I am trying very hard not to make a joke about Wiki-Leaks.... (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/ohmy.gif)









But I failed. My sense of humor is unprotected. (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/confused.gif)

That initial quote is bugging me. There's an excess comma there somewhere. and you know what commas look like... fat head, little wiggly tail... say no more... Not too good to have extra ones roaming around where they might impregnate unwitting sentences.

Uncle Miltie, can you fix it? The sentence, I mean.

I can only fix sentences in my own posts. So there you are. ~~~*>

[anthony]

I can only fix sentences in my own posts. So there you are. ~~~*>

Oops, I forgot the link. See, anyone can fix that sentence. Preferably by deleting it. (Or, actually, preferably by adding a reference to the actual law.)

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[Milton Roe]

I can only fix sentences in my own posts. So there you are. ~~~*>

Oops, I forgot the link. See, anyone can fix that sentence. Preferably by deleting it. (Or, actually, preferably by adding a reference to the actual law.)

Gee it was a split condom. That's what happens, girls, when you pick up the WikiLeaks man at a seminar. (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/wink.gif) I mean, how many clues do they need?

[anthony]

Gee it was a split condom.

That's the rumor, anyway. Whether or not there's any validity to it, I have no idea.

[TungstenCarbide]

Gee it was a split condom.

That's the rumor, anyway. Whether or not there's any validity to it, I have no idea.

what about the second woman? the wikipedia has like nine paragraphs on this and they don't explain.

[Milton Roe]

Gee it was a split condom.

That's the rumor, anyway. Whether or not there's any validity to it, I have no idea.

what about the second woman? the wikipedia has like nine paragraphs on this and they don't explain.

According to The Daily Mail (online), that Bastion of Truth in the Modem World, the second girl was escorted back to her appartment by the sex-crazed Assange, who was sort of cashless and didn't dare use his credit cards or stay in a hotel. There is a matter of a train ticket she paid for (guess he couldn't charge it to the old expense account). So he then proceded to turn her off by playing with his portable computer to look up stories on himself until she was all, like, not-so-hot-as-before. But he wanted to do it anyway, so they did the Swedish nasty. And it was like Norwegian Wood, but not as nearly as good. In fact, sort of bleh for her. Boring. Assange said, that time, that he WOULD use a condom, according to her, but, according to her also, then the next morning they did it again and he didn't even try to use a condom. She didn't know him that well, and wanted him to. But she was okay with the fact that he didn't, and they had breakfast (she was worried about leaving the appartment to shop with him still in her bed, because she didn't know him that well, but he didn't steal anything or light a fire). And then he split. After saying he would call her. But he didn't. And she was shocked, simply shocked, at finding out later that he'd had sex with ANOTHER SWEDISH WOMAN. I'm not sure what she was shocked by, and later, neither was she. Apparently. Because she called the cops and then wasn't quite sure what to charge him with, except being an inconsiderate cad of cads. AND she knows she wants him tested, tested, tested. Ewww. (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/wacko.gif) (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/ohmy.gif) (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/blink.gif) (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/hrmph.gif) Till his eyes suck into his skull and his face is white from loss of hemoglobin. Like, tested.

Are we clear, now? It's all in the tabloids, so it's officially true. Neither woman is named, but Assange is. Which, I would say if this were a case involving some other human male, was horribly unfair and double standardish. Except that this IS Assange, Dark Lord of Leaky Stickiness. So I just can't bring myself to shed tears over his lost rep, in the he-said she-said game as it is played on teh Interwebs. Where is that smiley for the world's smallest violin?

[TungstenCarbide]

Gee it was a split condom.

That's the rumor, anyway. Whether or not there's any validity to it, I have no idea.

what about the second woman? the wikipedia has like nine paragraphs on this and they don't explain.

According to The Daily Mail (online), that Bastion of Truth in the Modem World, the second girl was escorted back to her appartment by the sex-crazed Assange, who was sort of cashless and didn't dare use his credit cards or stay in a hotel. There is a matter of a train ticket she paid for (guess he couldn't charge it to the old expense account). So he then proceded to turn her off by playing with his portable computer to look up stories on himself until she was all, like, not-so-hot-as-before. But he wanted to do it anyway, so they did the Swedish nasty. And it was like Norwegian Wood, but not as nearly as good. In fact, sort of bleh for her. Boring. Assange said, that time, that he WOULD use a condom, according to her, but, according to her also, then the next morning they did it again and he didn't even try to use a condom. She didn't know him that well, and wanted him to. But she was okay with the fact that he didn't, and they had breakfast (she was worried about leaving the appartment to shop with him still in her bed, because she didn't know him that well, but he didn't steal anything or light a fire). And then he split. After saying he would call her. But he didn't. And she was shocked, simply shocked, at finding out later that he'd had sex with ANOTHER SWEDISH WOMAN. I'm not sure what she was shocked by, and later, neither was she. Apparently. Because she called the cops and then wasn't quite sure what to charge him with, except being an inconsiderate cad of cads. AND she knows she wants him tested, tested, tested. Ewww. (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/wacko.gif) (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/ohmy.gif) (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/blink.gif) (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/hrmph.gif) Till his eyes suck into his skull and his face is white from loss of hemoglobin. Like, tested.

Are we clear, now? It's all in the tabloids, so it's officially true. Neither woman is named, but Assange is. Which, I would say if this were a case involving some other human male, was horribly unfair and double standardish. Except that this IS Assange, Dark Lord of Leaky Stickiness. So I just can't bring myself to shed tears over his lost rep, in the he-said she-said game as it is played on teh Interwebs. Where is that smiley for the world's smallest violin?

ya just can't make this shit up.

The rape charge translates into women scorned, Assange is a mutt in heat (no surprise there) and the international arrest warrant is a crock.

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