Wikipedia:Pending changes Options

[TungstenCarbide]

looks like this is about to go live;
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Pending_changes


limited to 2,000 pages at first;
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Pending_changes/Queue

[Moulton]

I reckon there are a lot of misconceptions about the subtleties of the relationships between protagonist and antagonist in an arbitrary generic drama.

[Cock-up-over-conspiracy]

I reckon there are a lot of misconceptions about the subtleties of the relationships between protagonist and antagonist in an arbitrary generic drama.

Protagonist and antagonist are like 'lovers' ... the Wiki is a tangoed surrogate for sex which is why so much of it is on it. I mean, how far from 'ban' is 'bang' in their minds? (Sex is for those who like doing it, pornography for those who like watching it, and the Wikipedia for those who are fixated on ordering and categorizing it).

I always try and remember that when I have young admins like NuclearWarfare or TFOWR on top of me ... banging away with their ban hammers ... I just try to lie back, relax a little, enjoy it as much as I can.

With the older men like Rodhullandemu or Rlevse ... slipping their way to impotency or having reached it ... sometimes it is a little harsher. Like they are working out their frustrations and resentments on you ... the loss of youth, all those younger guys around, keener, with more stamina. It cant be easy in them ... they are not easy on me.

Others ... you know, guys 'in the middle' like Future Perfect at Sunrise or Maunus, sometime I wonder if they are struggling with their sexuality a bit ... its about trying to prove their manliness. I have had them all. They keep coming back to do me again and again and again. I think of them all as my Johns.

Now you probably think I am nothing but a whore for allowing them to use me in this way ... but I see it as a public service. I know that as long as they are working it all out on me ... then at least their families, wives and girlfriends aren't getting it. And don't ask about the cultists who are publicly celibate but instead spend their whole time jacking off on their Wikipedia topics. Of course, what we found out about them is that they are not all celibate at all.

All men are the same in my opinion ... they need de-sysop-ed regularly.

Cue '80s flashback, 'Frankie goes to Hollyweird Wikiweird' ...

Oh oh, Wee-ell-Now!

Relax don't do it ... When you want to go ban me
Relax don't do it ... When you want to ban
Relax don't do it ... When I go sockpuppet
Relax don't do it ... When you want to ban ... When you want to ban

Oh ... yeah ...

But CU in the right direction
Its all surrogate for erection - ooh yeah
Working as a cabal
Chatting on IRC
Got to go to ban me
Ban me
Block me or indef bans

I'm coming
I'm coming - yeah

Relax don't do it ... When you want to go ban me
Relax don't do it ... When you want to ban
Relax don't do it ... When I go sockpuppet
Relax don't do it ... When you want to ban ... When you want to ban

[pietkuip]

Protagonist and antagonist are like 'lovers' ... the Wiki is a tangoed surrogate for sex which is why so much of it is on it. I mean, how far from 'ban' is 'bang' in their minds? (Sex is for those who like doing it, pornography for those who like watching it, and the Wikipedia for those who are fixated on ordering and categorizing it).

I always try and remember that when I have young admins like NuclearWarfare or TFOWR on top of me ... banging away with their ban hammers ... I just try to lie back, relax a little, enjoy it as much as I can.

With the older men like Rodhullandemu or Rlevse ... slipping their way to impotency or having reached it ... sometimes it is a little harsher. Like they are working out their frustrations and resentments on you ... the loss of youth, all those younger guys around, keener, with more stamina. It cant be easy in them ...

Rlevse (T-C-L-K-R-D) is an overage boy scout, but I would have guessed that he is younger than me. He has a sock, Dog The Teddy Bear (T-C-L-K-R-D) , with a very furry user page.

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[EricBarbour]

Rlevse (T-C-L-K-R-D) is an overage boy scout, but I would have guessed that he is younger than me. He has a sock, Dog The Teddy Bear (T-C-L-K-R-D) , with a very furry user page.

Snigger.

He's not a "furry" until you come up with a photo of Mr. Everette, dressed in a bear suit.
With his erect penis in his hand.

(If you do find such a photo, I demand that you post it here. (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/biggrin.gif) )

With the older men like Rodhullandemu or Rlevse ... slipping their way to impotency or having reached it ... sometimes it is a little harsher. Like they are working out their frustrations and resentments on you ... the loss of youth, all those younger guys around, keener, with more stamina. It cant be easy in them ...

You're not making excuses for middle-aged men acting like 14-year-olds, are you?
Please don't, the mental image is too horrible to even contemplate.

They should act like adults, and stop playing the Wiki-Game, yes?

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[Cock-up-over-conspiracy]

Rlevse (T-C-L-K-R-D) is an overage boy scout, but I would have guessed that he is younger than me. He has a sock, Dog The Teddy Bear (T-C-L-K-R-D) , with a very furry user page.

He's not a "furry" until you come up with a photo of Mr. Everette, dressed in a bear suit.
With his erect penis in his hand. (If you do find such a photo, I demand that you post it here. (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/biggrin.gif) )

You're not making excuses for middle-aged men acting like 14-year-olds, are you? Please don't, the mental image is too horrible to even contemplate. They should act like adults, and stop playing the Wiki-Game, yes?

Personally, I did not warm to the guy. I thought for an ex-US service with an 'Asian bride', his racial or political biases ... or limits to education ... were overwhelming for someone in such a position.

The one to watch is his wife though ... who seems to be being taken for a quiet walk to adminship via the time-served strategy of sucking up to other Wikipedians on Request for Adminships whilst acting as secretary for her hairier-half. One to watch ...

him say he start article about you ... sometimes he pee baa (crazy) you know!

But, yes, thanks to the wonders of Creative Commons licensing and Flickr scrubbing, one can confirm he is fairly fluffy ...

(IMG:http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4096/4778224717_9896d79b46.jpg)
(IMG:http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4073/4778224713_bfab8720b5_b.jpg)

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