Category:How can they allow this shit? Options

[Cock-up-over-conspiracy]

Following on naturally from the Toilet paper orientation topic, I propose a ... (probably another) ... "How can they allow this shit? Category".

Well, how about ... Chocoball Mukai?

No, not a thing, per se, but a male pornographic actor whose claim to fame is apparently the resemblance of his dark brown scrotum to a Chocoball candy.

Fine ... right ... highly notable to some I suppose ... and I am by no means expert in Oriental male appendages ... but count the 6 deadlinks and blog sites!?!

What I think of some of the shit some arsehole admins who read these forums have put us through over perfectly formed or academic references and entirely apt discussion, I have to wonder ... what is going on over there and how can they allow this shit into their laughable "sum of all human knowledge"?

Sadly, the topic is unreferenced by a photograph and so this could help you to imagine ...

Alternatively, for the boys, straight off prime time TV ...

[Cock-up-over-conspiracy]

Just so you get the weight of these reliable citations ...

Posted by: Timmy on Apr 17, 2008 - 05:28 PM

Bonking can make you muscle-bound for free, Japan's original macho man porn star Chocoball Mukai tells Spa!.

"We build up our bodies every time we have sex," the 42-year-old stick flick star tells Spa! "Depending on the position you adopt, the part of the body you build up is going to be different. Take the missionary position. Instead of lying on top of the woman, support yourself by your arms and do push-ups instead."

Chocoball appears in pictures accompanying the article together with a young starlet where they demonstrate what he explains. For the missionary position, he has straightened his back and arms and is ready to thrust by flexing his biceps and forearms instead of grinding his hips. Guys can still get a free workout in a number of ways with the woman riding atop, Chocoball notes for the men's weekly.

Stomach crunches become possible if the guy keeps his legs parallel to the ground and stretches up to fondle, lick or kiss the breasts, thus working on the upper abdominal muscles. To give the lower abs a workout, lie flat down and raise the legs airwards, Chocoball advises.

Arguably, Chocoball's best-known position is what the Japanese call the ekiben, where the standing man holds the woman up, while she wraps her arms around his neck. The ekiben gets its name from the large trays attendants sling around their neck and support with their arms on both sides that they use to carry ekiben boxed lunches sold at train stations.

Chocoball says the key to making this position a cheap workout to build up muscles lies in supporting the woman by holding her thighs and using the arms to move her up and down.

[thekohser]

I think they should just 'sack' that article, but it would seem nobody has the 'balls' to do it.

[SB_Johnny]

Obligatory South Park:

[Cock-up-over-conspiracy]

Obligatory South Park:

Hey everybody, have you seen my balls, their big and salty and brown ...

Yah, one always thought that having staring other men's pneumatic ballsacks was the best argument for sticking to lesbian porn.

Which leads me to a new motto ...

W I K I P E D I A :

Jimbo's Bruised Ball Sack

I had a little anonymous cruise of the Wikipedia the other day. I managed to give up the habit for months. It certainly is not getting better.

This post has been edited by Cock-up-over-conspiracy: Sat 5th February 2011, 1:45am

[Cock-up-over-conspiracy]

More for the "How can they allow this shit?" ... can anyone tell me why they need 600 odd nigh identical graphics of Fukuoka Prefecture Route Signs ... each one with only a different number?

Is that poor, young black girl in Africa ... who Jimbo tells us that Wikipedia is really for ... honestly planning to get so very lost on the Japanese island of Kyushu that she needs these to find her way?

They really are fucked. The project is off the planet. They have no collective comprehension of relevance or a reference point with reality. For those of you who don't know, Fukuoka is a prefecture on one of the minor islands of Japan, its capital city enjoying some celebrity for a high quality of life.

But, hey, this is the internet and there is NOTHING WRONG with having an image of every road sign from every local government in THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU GET IT GUYS????????? ITS KNOWLEDGE >>>> WOW >>>>>> LET'S START WORKING ON IT NOW .... do you want to join my World Road Sign Taskforce!!!!!!!

(My apologies to those still working on documenting railway stations.)

[CharlotteWebb]

More for the "How can they allow this shit?" ... can anyone tell me why they need 600 odd nigh identical graphics of Fukuoka Prefecture Route Signs ... each one with only a different number?

I told them a couple times they need some way to templatize SVG files, derive them from wiki-text, etc., i.e. be able type something like {{fukuoka_route_sign|NNN}} and generate the corresponding icon on demand, where said template contains the svg/xml tags for a blank route shield and a mess of parser-functions to choose font-size for the text NNN based on the number of digits etc. It would of course require making the roadgeek-2005 font et al. available to librsvg or imagemagick or whatever they're using when they finally get around to doing this.

[EricBarbour]

I told them a couple times they need some way to templatize SVG files, derive them from wiki-text, etc., i.e. be able type something like {{fukuoka_route_sign|NNN}} and generate the corresponding icon on demand, where said template contains the svg/xml tags for a blank route shield and a mess of parser-functions to choose font-size for the text NNN based on the number of digits etc. It would of course require making the roadgeek-2005 font et al. available to librsvg or imagemagick or whatever they're using when they finally get around to doing this.

And when, pray tell, is this magical event going to pass?

Don't kid yourself. Encyclopedias (real ones) are edited by editors who mean to provide a short overview of a broad range of subjects, with references to look up full stories.

Wikipedia is not an "encyclopedia". There is no editorial oversight, because the "editors" are not editors--they are random loose nuts who want to babble about One Piece or Power Rangers. They cannot agree with others who do not share their pathetic juvenile obsessions, so we have wars and backstabbings and sucking-up instead of editing.

And one lone maniac who wishes to talk about Fukuoka Prefecture road signs. (He even used a bot to do the dirty work--supposedly. All he did was copy the images from the Japanese transport ministry's webpage. Or so we are expected to believe. Funny, I don't see all of those road number signs on the ministry's website. He obsessively created all 600 .svg files, and posted them. But we know who to blame for this, ultimately! )

This post has been edited by EricBarbour: Sun 6th February 2011, 9:01am

[Cock-up-over-conspiracy]

I heard someone want to do the same for all the road signs in New Jersey ... but unfortunately they had been stolen and melted down already.

It is insane shite ... there is no other term for it. And there is tonnes of it.

Oh, and he does Nara Prefecture and Nation Route signs too ...

This post has been edited by Cock-up-over-conspiracy: Sun 6th February 2011, 4:48pm