Folks who don't know SlimVirgin vewwy well may let out their wimpy squeals of joy at all those periodically promulgated but perennially premature reports of her retirement, but those of us who know her better get the Fear and the Trembling and the Sickness Unto Death just thinking about the Dies Irae of
the Second the Third
, sorry, I lost count, the Nth Coming of Our Lady of Unholy Terror, Our Vengeful And Wrathful Diva Abscondita.
Some of you — fools that you are — let yourselves be diverted with the obvious, all too obvious flirtations of SunSplash, but I, for one, know that SlimVirgin's ways are far too kept to let myself be blindsided by hosiery marionettes flapping so free and easy in the breeze.
So I waited …
And I watched …
But now I can report that Slim's Sock Factory has tipped its hand and turned out its New Fall Line —Behold ye mortals and be afraid !!!