QUOTE(thekohser @ Sat 18th September 2010, 5:00am)
QUOTE(EricBarbour @ Fri 17th September 2010, 11:36pm)
(And in the interests of full disclosure, I must say that I always thought Mr. Holmes's music was unlistenable drivel.
The kind of awful sappy MOR stuff that radio stations calling themselves things like "Soft And Warm, The Quiet Storm" play repeatedly.)
So, you don't like pina coladas. But don't tell me you don't like getting caught in the rain?
So I waited with high hopes
Then I thought I'd collapse:
He was dressed like a tranny
And and on top, leather straps.
It was our own Poetlister,
Straight from e-Harmon-y
And I gagged for a moment,
And I said, "Well, fuck me..."
So you like Coleridge and Kipling
And lists of all kinds of Jews?
And you're way into bondage--
I guess that
last isn't news...
And you like playing games on B-boards
Like you're a cute female friend--
You're the chat pal I've prayed for--
Go log on; we'll pretend!