Nasal sex Options

[Peter Damian]

From Sidaway's talk page

I have nominated Nasal Sex (edit|talk|history|links|watch|logs) for discussion. Your opinions on the matter are welcome; please participate in the discussion by adding your comments at the discussion page. Thank you. Richard0612 23:18, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

How bizarre. I no longer remember why I created that one. --TS 23:22, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

I'll have my friend oversight the offending edit for you.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 04:09, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

What a very nasty and obnoxious thing to say. --TS 08:52, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

[Milton Roe]

From Sidaway's talk page

I have nominated Nasal Sex (edit|talk|history|links|watch|logs) for discussion. Your opinions on the matter are welcome; please participate in the discussion by adding your comments at the discussion page. Thank you. Richard0612 23:18, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

How bizarre. I no longer remember why I created that one. --TS 23:22, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

I'll have my friend oversight the offending edit for you.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 04:09, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

What a very nasty and obnoxious thing to say. --TS 08:52, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

Nasal sex. Explained by William Fleiss and perhaps obtained from Heidi Fleiss. Wikipedia has an article on the first, but --incredibly-- not the second. Philistines.

http://scribalterror.blogs.com/scribal_ter...s-freud-an.html

[Bottled_Spider]

From Sidaway's talk page

I have nominated Nasal Sex (edit|talk|history|links|watch|logs) for discussion. Your opinions on the matter are welcome; please participate in the discussion by adding your comments at the discussion page. Thank you. Richard0612 23:18, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

How bizarre. I no longer remember why I created that one. --TS 23:22, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

I'll have my friend oversight the offending edit for you.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 04:09, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

What a very nasty and obnoxious thing to say. --TS 08:52, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

The log pertaining to the article suggests that at one time all it contained was "Sex via nose", which, if you think about it, is as descriptive an explanation as you could want. Naturally, no-one - not even Tony Sidaway - wants to be associated with sexually explicit nasally-inclined articles so the Fat Man's kind offer to have it wiped shouldn't be sniffed at.

My only hope is that the noses alluded to in the article were of a human origin rather than, say, those belonging to our quadrapedal cousins. It's just that you never know with these people, and we all know how things can get blown out of all proportion.

[dtobias]

My only hope is that the noses alluded to in the article were of a human origin rather than, say, those belonging to our quadrapedal cousins. It's just that you never know with these people, and we all know how things can get blown out of all proportion.

Do these quadrapedal cousins include dead horses? It's said that I like to beat them, possibly indicating tendencies for S&M-style necro-zoophilia.

[tarantino]

People have claimed to observe Amazon river dolphins, ummm, penetrating blow holes of other dolphins. This not-so-safe-for-work artistic interpretation is from the Sex Lives of Animals exhibit at the Museum of Sex.

[Somey]

People have claimed to observe Amazon river dolphins, ummm, penetrating blow holes of other dolphins.

Well, irrespective of that, I'd better not find out about any of our members doing that sort of thing to a horse, alive or dead! Especially as regards the snout area, which is generally considered to be the "cutest" feature of the typical equine, along with the mane.

OTOH, I guess it's not so uncommon for people do disgusting things with raw steaks, so maybe we could make an exception for cows, as long as it doesn't get really excessive or anything.

[The Wales Hunter]

A redirect for deletion debate:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Red...ry_15#Nasal_Sex

Nasal Sex → Sexual intercourse

I can find no information relating to this (I feel strange for simply having checked...) and the redirect seems like nonsense to me! Richard0612 23:18, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

* see Homosexuality_in_animals#Amazon_Dolphin.Geni 23:24, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

* * well.... redirect to that... also, I need to erase that mental image from my mind >.< --Enric Naval (talk) 08:21, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

* * * Delete. Why would anyone search for nasal sex? --Shadow master66 (talk) 20:21, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

* * * * While I don't wish to speculate the reason why, it was seached for 70 times in novemeber 2008 and 100 times in october.Geni 22:14, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

* * * * * Planet Earth never ceases to amaze me... Richard0612 15:25, 17 January 2009 (UTC)

The redirect was created by Tony Sidaway

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=...&action=history

[Giggy]

I have nominated Nasal Sex (edit|talk|history|links|watch|logs) for discussion. Your opinions on the matter are welcome; please participate in the discussion by adding your comments at the discussion page. Thank you. Richard0612 23:18, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
How bizarre. I no longer remember why I created that one. --TS 23:22, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
I'll have my friend oversight the offending edit for you.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 04:09, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=...on_of_Nasal_Sex

[tarantino]

See the related discussion that starts here:
http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?s=&sh...ndpost&p=151438

Perhaps it could be moved to this thread.

[Somey]

See the related discussion that starts here:
http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?s=&sh...ndpost&p=151438

Perhaps it could be moved to this thread.

Done!

It's important to keep all nose-sex-related content in one place, so that people don't somehow get the wrong idea.

I feel all yucky just thinking about it...

[Bottled_Spider]

A redirect for deletion debate:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Red...ry_15#Nasal_Sex

Nasal Sex → Sexual intercourse

* * well.... redirect to that... also, I need to erase that mental image from my mind >.< --Enric Naval (talk) 08:21, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

I'm delighted to see that one "Enric Nasal Naval" has stuck his nose into this rather sordid affair.
Sorry. I'll get my coat.

[lolwut]

Hey, at least no one's considered aural sex yet...



But sounds like someone on Uncyclopedia thought of it. I guess that means I wasn't the only one to independently imagine the concept.

[Milton Roe]

Hey, at least no one's considered aural sex yet...



But sounds like someone on Uncyclopedia thought of it. I guess that means I wasn't the only one to independently imagine the concept.

It's a Ferengi thing. Their ears are stand-ins for their you-know-whats. And we all know that Ferengi are just Medieveal Jews without the stereotypical noses. So it's back to that again. Freud and Fleiss and "go blow yourself" And if you prick us, do we not bleed?

Soon we'll have covered all the fleshbulbs and the holes and crannies. And the critters.

Gotta be something new under the sun.

[Bottled_Spider]

Soon we'll have covered all the fleshbulbs and the holes and crannies. And the critters.

Gotta be something new under the sun.

You mean our sun? Well, Europa is showing some promise, though probably only for fans of jellyfish and squid and other yucky things. For something really new you're talking about some other sun somewhere. My current fave is Gamma Cephei. Seems like a good candidate for some (in)decent silicon-based lifeforms. I mean, carbon-based fleshbulbs, holes, crannies, and critters are so twentieth-century. Yawn City. I hope TF2 isn't reading this. Imagine. A whole new world (literally!) of major deviation & irresponsible sin, immorality and filth. Lovely.

[GlassBeadGame]

Wikipedia is the only encyclopedia on earth the needs a disambiguation page for "Nose Job."

[Lifebaka]

Wikipedia is the only encyclopedia on earth the needs a disambiguation page for "Nose Job."

Just a minor point, but Nose Job is actually a redirect.

Also, three cheers for loud music, preventing me from picturing all this stuff...

[Milton Roe]

Soon we'll have covered all the fleshbulbs and the holes and crannies. And the critters.

Gotta be something new under the sun.

You mean our sun? Well, Europa is showing some promise, though probably only for fans of jellyfish and squid and other yucky things. For something really new you're talking about some other sun somewhere. My current fave is Gamma Cephei. Seems like a good candidate for some (in)decent silicon-based lifeforms. I mean, carbon-based fleshbulbs, holes, crannies, and critters are so twentieth-century. Yawn City. I hope TF2 isn't reading this. Imagine. A whole new world (literally!) of major deviation & irresponsible sin, immorality and filth. Lovely.

Assume you've seen Tentacle erotica.

I ate a harmless live jellyfish not long ago, in a lake full of them. So I have known sin.