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Since the old motto has become a tired and embarrassing joke, there was a recent discussion the teh Jimmy's talkpage about adopting a new one that better reflects the true nature of WP. The discussion was closed before it even really got off the ground. Which is a pity because Wikiland really does need a new motto.

My suggestion, which I found on a colleague's userpage, would be:


Written by the unwell, read by the unwise.

Any other suggestions?
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Wikipedia: all the same letters and numbers, but without the cumbersome scholarship

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Where is Victim of Censorship when you need him? How about

WIKEPEIDA: shit pile of filth

WIKEPEIDA: evil, despicable Shitfarm, an offense to Human dignity, respect and knowledge


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I can't believe it's an encyclopedia!

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You have just won.....A KICK IN THE FACE FROM A BLONDE MIDGET!
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QUOTE(EricBarbour @ Mon 25th January 2010, 10:18pm) *

QUOTE(Rhindle @ Mon 25th January 2010, 10:20pm) *

I can't believe it's an encyclopedia!

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You have just won.....A KICK IN THE FACE FROM A BLONDE MIDGET!
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QUOTE(Peter Damian @ Mon 25th January 2010, 8:46pm) *

Where is Victim of Censorship when you need him? How about

WIKEPEIDA: shit pile of filth

WIKEPEIDA: evil, despicable Shitfarm, an offense to Human dignity, respect and knowledge




WIKEPEIDA: Cesspool of Lies and Jimbo's house of hate.
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QUOTE(RDH(Ghost In The Machine) @ Mon 25th January 2010, 10:48am) *

Since the old motto has become a tired and embarrassing joke, there was a recent discussion the teh Jimmy's talkpage about adopting a new one that better reflects the true nature of WP. The discussion was closed before it even really got off the ground. Which is a pity because Wikiland really does need a new motto.

My suggestion, which I found on a colleague's userpage, would be:


Written by the unwell, read by the unwise.

Any other suggestions?
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Wikipedia: Where else can you find encyclopia articles on quantum mechanics and relativity that anyone can edit?
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Exxxcelent!
Keep the ideas a coming crew, then we can have a poll to pick our new official, unofficial Wikimotto!

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QUOTE(Peter Damian @ Mon 25th January 2010, 8:46pm) *

Where is Victim of Censorship when you need him? How about

WIKEPEIDA: shit pile of filth

WIKEPEIDA: evil, despicable Shitfarm, an offense to Human dignity, respect and knowledge

Rhindle did a mighty good Joe-job in this thread.
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QUOTE(CharlotteWebb @ Tue 26th January 2010, 9:47pm) *

QUOTE(Peter Damian @ Mon 25th January 2010, 8:46pm) *

Where is Victim of Censorship when you need him? How about

WIKEPEIDA: shit pile of filth

WIKEPEIDA: evil, despicable Shitfarm, an offense to Human dignity, respect and knowledge

Rhindle did a mighty good Joe-job in this thread.


WIKIPEDIA MUST DIE A SLOW PAINFUL DEATH AND ANYONE WHO EDITS THERE IS A COMPLETE JACKASS AND SHOULD GO TO JAIL

Is good, but I like his "I can't believe it's an encyclopedia!" better.

Would you like to be 1/3 or the troika along with either Milton or Jonny (depending on who responds first) and myself that will choose the nominees for the poll?
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QUOTE(RDH(Ghost In The Machine) @ Tue 26th January 2010, 4:04pm) *
Is good, but I like his "I can't believe it's an encyclopedia!" better.

Personally, I thought "the discussion was closed before it even really got off the ground" would make a good motto, given the current state of things over there.
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How about This must be where knowledge goes when it dies...?
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QUOTE(RDH(Ghost In The Machine) @ Tue 26th January 2010, 5:04pm) *

WIKIPEDIA MUST DIE A SLOW PAINFUL DEATH AND ANYONE WHO EDITS THERE IS A COMPLETE JACKASS AND SHOULD GO TO JAIL

Is good, but I like his "I can't believe it's an encyclopedia!" better.

Would you like to be 1/3 or the troika along with either Milton or Jonny (depending on who responds first) and myself that will choose the nominees for the poll?

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Well, that's a bit derivative of the I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!® line, and even muffs the punch a bit — and I'm really still hoping the classic Lake of Shit shtick will eventually work up some Google cachet.

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QUOTE(Somey @ Tue 26th January 2010, 10:25pm) *

How about This must be where knowledge goes when it dies...?


"So this is how knowledge dies...with thunderous applause.”

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QUOTE(RDH(Ghost In The Machine) @ Tue 26th January 2010, 5:04pm) *

WIKIPEDIA MUST DIE A SLOW PAINFUL DEATH AND ANYONE WHO EDITS THERE IS A COMPLETE JACKASS AND SHOULD GO TO JAIL

Is good, but I like his "I can't believe it's an encyclopedia!" better.

Would you like to be 1/3 or the troika along with either Milton or Jonny (depending on who responds first) and myself that will choose the nominees for the poll?

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Well, that's a bit derivative of the I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!® line, and even muffs the punch a bit, and I was really hoping the classic Lake of Shit shtick would eventually work up some Google cachet.

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Burning lake of shit...must be burning...makes for a nice hellish/toxic waste dump ambiance.
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BTW, I'd be honored if you'd join lil ol moi as 2/3 of the judging troika.
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QUOTE(RDH(Ghost In The Machine) @ Tue 26th January 2010, 4:04pm) *

Is good, but I like his "I can't believe it's an encyclopedia!" better.


Personally, I thought "the discussion was closed before it even really got off the ground" would make a good motto, given the current state of things over there.


It was necessary to destroy the knowledge in order to save it.

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Is good, but I like his "I can't believe it's an encyclopedia!" better.


Personally, I thought "the discussion was closed before it even really got off the ground" would make a good motto, given the current state of things over there.


It was necessary to destroy the knowledge in order to save it.

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Our Man in Rotterdam put it quite well:
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Yes, but that won't help Wikipedia, which features the difference of all human knowledge rather than the sum.

I figure this means on its best days a WP article will only reflect the portion [of human knowledge] which nobody powerful enough has an interest in vetoing.

I figure by the end of the song, Leeroy "Free Encyclopedia" Brown will look like a jigsaw puzzle with most of the pieces defaced, inverted, redacted, cut in half, or painted out by request of EMI.

That's what the broken globe logo is all about, right?

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QUOTE(CharlotteWebb @ Tue 26th January 2010, 11:06pm) *

Our Man in Rotterdam put it quite well:
QUOTE(Guido den Broeder @ Thu 6th August 2009, 12:37pm) *

Yes, but that won't help Wikipedia, which features the difference of all human knowledge rather than the sum.

I figure this means on its best days a WP article will only reflect the portion [of human knowledge] which nobody powerful enough has an interest in vetoing.

I figure by the end of the song, Leeroy "Free Encyclopedia" Brown will look like a jigsaw puzzle with most of the pieces defaced, inverted, redacted, cut in half, or painted out by request of EMI.

That's what the broken globe logo is all about, right?


"The difference of all human knowledge rather than the sum."

Is hereby duly nominated.

And I concur...before the end finally comes, many will just say FORK it...
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A compendium of knowledge, or at least something that looks like a compendium of knowledge.

Or maybe better: "An encyclopedia, or whatever."
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QUOTE(Kwork @ Tue 26th January 2010, 7:26pm) *

To paraphrase an old bumper sticker from the Southern U.S.:

If Your Heart Ain't In Wiki Get Your Ass Out.


IN Chicago, to paraphrase an old saying, if you got a rabid dog threatening the neighborhood, you then shoot it and get rid of it.

Wikipedia is a threat to value of accurate knowledge, to peoples lives and reputations, and steals peoples ideas and distorts and cheapens them for the benefit of a few leet (global trotting techno gladflys -JIMMY-SUZZIE and a cadre of other wikileet on staff.)
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Wikipedia: An Oceania of shit!
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To paraphrase an old bumper sticker from the Southern U.S.:

If Your Heart Ain't In Wiki Get Your Ass Out.


"'My country, right or wrong,' is a thing that no patriot would think of saying. It is like saying, 'My mother, drunk or sober.'" - G.K. Chesterton, "A Defence of Patriotism", 1901
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To paraphrase an old bumper sticker from the Southern U.S.:

If Your Heart Ain't In Wiki Get Your Ass Out.


"'My country, right or wrong,' is a thing that no patriot would think of saying. It is like saying, 'My mother, drunk or sober.'" - G.K. Chesterton, "A Defence of Patriotism", 1901


"H'aint we got all the fools in town on our side? And ain't that a big enough majority in any town?" - Mark Twain, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, 1885
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"Wikipedia ... The Unqualified in Pursuit of the Unreferencable" -- with all respects to Oscar Wilde


Or perhaps ...

"Wikipedia ... The Inept in Pursuit of the Unreadable" {{fact}}.


All modifications on the theme welcomed.

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"Wikipedia ... The Unqualified in Pursuit of the Unreferencable" -- with all respects to Oscar Wilde


Or perhaps ...

"Wikipedia ... The Inept in Pursuit of the Unreadable" {{fact}}.


All modifications on the theme welcomed.

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Wikipedia: You're either with us, or our enemy.

Wikipedia: All the facts that print to fit.

Wikipedia: You always have the right to fork off.
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