Jayjg's latest inspiration is that a newspaper columnist cannot be a journalist, and nor can someone who writes funny articles (because he's a humourist):
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=...oldid=132331234Maybe he's confusing "journalist" ("a person employed to write for or edit a newspaper or journal") with "reporter". And in a rare slip, here he is soliciting a meat puppet to get the whole article deleted:
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=...oldid=138422149