QUOTE(EricBarbour @ Wed 3rd March 2010, 5:41pm)
QUOTE(Newyorkbrad @ Wed 3rd March 2010, 2:06pm)
QUOTE(GlassBeadGame @ Wed 3rd March 2010, 4:52pm)
QUOTE(Enric_Naval @ Wed 3rd March 2010, 4:47pm)
So make a better smocking sampler, photograph it, and impress us with your workmanship.
Fuck off and die.
Are those the only choices?
Personally I was in favor of forcing Brad and Durova to strip naked,
then super-gluing their bellies together, so they are permanently stuck
face to face. Damn, that would make an awesome photo on Commons.
A couple named Mary and Kelly
Spent their honeymoon belly to belly
Because, in their haste,
They'd used library paste
Instead of petroleum jelly