QUOTE(thekohser @ Tue 10th August 2010, 2:32pm)
Jimbo, ever exuding a sense of self-entitlement, asks why someone won't buy him a news organization
There are at least two possibilities here.
- One is that he's just been watching Citizen Kane, and noted that Kane, a newspaper proprietor, was able to build himself an incredible mansion. (I know, he didn't make his money from newspapers, but maybe Jimbo missed that.)
- Or he may have realised that anything in a newspaper can be cited as a Reliable Source, for example to decide who is a Scientologist. If he controlled a newspaper, he could have an article proving that Wikinews is more reliable than the New York Times, and cite that in Wikipedia.