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Dear Ms. Virgin:
I am writing in response to your recent request for information regarding Stalking and Harassment™ incidents related to Wikipedia and other collaborative websites. While I would not wish to divulge my identity at this time, I believe that my 835,459,250 edits on the English Wikipedia alone speak for themselves, though of course my having made them with roughly 237,500 different user accounts makes it difficult to point to any one example of my having acted in supreme good faith.
My experience with Stalking and Harassment™ started, ironically enough, at last year's Wikimania conference, held in Boston. As the only female in attendance, I received more than my share of attention. Sensing danger, I struck up a conversation with a fairly pleasant young man named "Guido," and quickly left the conference in his Lamborghini. We spent the next several days in a rural Bed and Breakfast near Framingham, thus avoiding the rude stares of the other attendees and engaging in wild, passionate foot-fetishism on a near-constant basis. Between long sessions of toe-sucking and ankle-stroking, I learned that Guido and I had actually edited several of the same Wikipedia articles, and had even been on opposing sides of a minor revert-war on the now-deleted "List of New England Podiatrists Capable of Near-Total Discretion."
Needless to say, the details of our lengthy sexual liaison would probably not be appropriate for your monograph, and in any event, I've already posted an exhaustive minute-by-minute account of them on my Wikipedia user page. The important thing is that after nearly a week-long affair, I decided to end the relationship as the outcome of a bitter argument over the correct spelling of the word "consensus." Naturally, I asked Guido to never communicate with me ever again, and when he agreed by saying "Oh yeah, baby," I assumed that was the end of it. Alas, this proved not to be the case!
Within just two weeks of my return to the safety of rural Iowa, I discovered that nearly all of my edits on Wikipedia were being summarily reverted by a user known only as "Footpower654." After several RfCU's, and RfC, and even an RfAr, I still had no proof that this was the man I had known only as Guido (he had never told me his last name, claiming to have "lost it on a poker site"). However, I simply could not shake the suspicion that Guido and Footpower were, in fact, the same person! And, as it happens, my own use of multiple accounts (which, in my defense, only numbered about 178,400 at the time) was actually used against me during the ArbCom deliberations, despite the fact that I had clearly done this entirely for my own protection from Stalking and Harassment™.
As a result of Footpower/Guido's Stalking and Harassment™, I have been unable to eat shellfish, or indeed any form of seafood whatsoever, for almost six days. Moreover, three new facial blemishes have appeared on my skin which are clearly stress-related, unlike the other 437 blemishes I had previously, which were obtained in the normal course of obscene self-indulgence. And perhaps worst of all, I have been almost completely unable to enjoy any form of foot-related sexual activity since the incident.
In conclusion, I can only hope that my experience can help others cope with the devastating and life-changing effects of Stalking and Harassment™ in their lives. It is vital that all victims of Stalking and Harassment™ understand that their suffering is not their fault! I know that I have done nothing wrong, and nothing to deserve this kind of horrendous treatment at the hands of someone whose baseness and evil easily rivals that of Adolf Hitler and his various Nazi henchmen.
Thank you,
[Name Redacted]
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