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This is the entirety of the Wikipedia "Electric knife" article. QUOTE(Wikipedia "Electric Knife" @ 12/10/07) An electric knife or electric carving knife is an electrical kitchen device used for slicing hard-to-slice foods. The advantage of an electric knife is less physical effort is required and it is easier to make cleaner slices. The device consists of two serrated blades that are clipped together. When the appliance is switched on the blades continuously move sideways to provide the sawing action.
They are also sometimes used for other purposes, such as shaping polyurethane foam rubber to make hip and buttock padding.
Electric knives are either corded or cordless. Make sure you follow the link for " hip and buttock padding". Donors, are you listening?
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QUOTE(Emperor @ Mon 10th December 2007, 5:23pm) This is the entirety of the Wikipedia "Electric knife" article. QUOTE(Wikipedia "Electric Knife" @ 12/10/07) An electric knife or electric carving knife is an electrical kitchen device used for slicing hard-to-slice foods. The advantage of an electric knife is less physical effort is required and it is easier to make cleaner slices. The device consists of two serrated blades that are clipped together. When the appliance is switched on the blades continuously move sideways to provide the sawing action.
They are also sometimes used for other purposes, such as shaping polyurethane foam rubber to make hip and buttock padding.
Electric knives are either corded or cordless. Make sure you follow the link for " hip and buttock padding". Donors, are you listening? Hey, ya learn something useful on WP every day! Well, this isn't useful to me, personally, but hey! I'm sure that it's useful to some people. I sort of like the idea that this information is on the article for "Electric knife". Who would have thought?? I mean, you can't make this stuff up, can you? Keep up the good work, WP?
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QUOTE(Emperor @ Mon 10th December 2007, 9:23am) This is the entirety of the Wikipedia "Electric knife" article. QUOTE(Wikipedia "Electric Knife" @ 12/10/07) An electric knife or electric carving knife is an electrical kitchen device used for slicing hard-to-slice foods. The advantage of an electric knife is less physical effort is required and it is easier to make cleaner slices. The device consists of two serrated blades that are clipped together. When the appliance is switched on the blades continuously move sideways to provide the sawing action.
They are also sometimes used for other purposes, such as shaping polyurethane foam rubber to make hip and buttock padding.
Electric knives are either corded or cordless. Make sure you follow the link for " hip and buttock padding". Donors, are you listening? Jesus! Thanks for the laugh first thing in the morning, Emperor.
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QUOTE(Moulton @ Mon 10th December 2007, 5:43pm) What's all this hustle and bustle?
Oh la la! The reverter got reverted by the POV pusher.Apparently, this is highly relevant information to the topic of electric knives... Oh my, is that an edit war I smell??
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QUOTE(GlassBeadGame @ Tue 11th December 2007, 9:53pm) QUOTE(Emperor @ Mon 10th December 2007, 11:23am) Make sure you follow the link for " hip and buttock padding". Donors, are you listening? Donor's Blurb: Wikipedia's got back. i like....BIG WIKIBUTTS...and i cannot lie....you WR brothers cant deny... and for the Jz Master G's in da house: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleavage_enhancement...and for you heavy metal bass players in the house, just pull a derek smalls & stuff a cucumber down your trousers...Led Zep rocked london last night for the first time in 30 yrs so treat your pants to a big pickle enhancement... This post has been edited by Piperdown:
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QUOTE(Selina @ Wed 12th December 2007, 9:48am) Krimpet read this topic then went and wiped it (IMG: smilys0b23ax56/default/wink.gif) Sheez, and it was sourced and everything! (I had a PM from a source who prefers to remain anonymous about this....I wonder if it was because of those blood stains in his bedroom??) Hey, now the "hip and buttocks" business is back, but this time there's a reference : QUOTE Kalina Isato. ''Lower Torso Enhancement'', TransVamp Publications Ltd, 2000. ISBN none Hmm, I'm sure that all of us probably have many fine books in our libraries published by TransVamp Publications, so this is obvious a WP:RS, right? It seems to me that dismembering one's spouse is as relevant to the article as this is....Oh, yes, I forgot : Wikipedia is not censored! Well, that explains everything! This post has been edited by the fieryangel:
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QUOTE(Selina @ Wed 12th December 2007, 3:48am) Krimpet read this topic then went and wiped it (IMG: smilys0b23ax56/default/wink.gif) Don't forget how he whitewashed his User Talk page. So, now the electric knife page has no external reference link, lush descriptions of a fairly peculiar usage for an electric knife, a cited book "source" that doesn't even have an ISBN number, and a Wikipediot who replaces constructive criticism with smiley faces. Jimbo's really got his hippy-trippy, wikilove robots fully programmed, doesn't he? Greg This post has been edited by thekohser:
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QUOTE(dogbiscuit @ Wed 12th December 2007, 12:42pm) ...and I've never found a chicken particularly "hard to slice".
Agreed that it's overkill to electrically slice a chicken, but let me tell you -- a turkey's succulence is vastly improved by cutting wafer-thin slices using an electric carving knife. Many thanks to my brother-in-law for toting his electric knife over to our house on Thanksgiving Day. It was a stupendous experience, and I myself was an "electric doubter" prior to that day. QUOTE(dogbiscuit @ Wed 12th December 2007, 12:42pm) Indeed, the only useful factual information in that article is the hip and buttock padding.
The external link that was destroyed by Krimpet's meddling actually contained a nice bit of information about the pros and cons (and care of) electric knives. I'm still undecided on whether the information about using these knives to partition corpses was helpful to the encyclopedia, but it was certainly as helpful as or more helpful than the business about hip and buttock padding. I mean, if we're going to talk about using the knives in these unusual fashions, why not get 'em all in there? There's apparently an application in the varied fields of foam wedding cake models, chicken 'n fruit pinwheels, sawing off dead foot tissue, and oatmeal carmelitas -- to name just a few! I thought Wikipedia is supposed to be the "sum of human knowledge", isn't it? It's more like a "Jimbo's crazy collection of transgender and transvestism nuggets o' knowledge". Krimpet really should receive a 24-hour block, since he's clearly disrupting the encyclopedia project with his WP:OR. Greg
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So, how would one classify Krimpet, based on this outcome? Here, we have a clear, well-defined example of a Wikipedia article being made decidedly worse by an admin, and then a critic trying to improve the article is reverted, then indefinitely blocked (for "vandalism"). If User:ZD Netman's contributions are defined as vandalism, then I emphatically support "vandalizing" Wikipedia. Krimpet needs to go. Definitely doesn't know two whits about writing a reputable encyclopedia. Knows far too much about playing the anti- WR game. He needs to go. Greg
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