QUOTE(Shalom @ Fri 27th March 2009, 7:49pm)
Last Friday in my office I was so upset with things that I started throwing books around. It was a closed room and nobody else was there. By the time the fellow who works in the next room came over to calm me down, I had thoroughly destroyed a notebook I don't use anyway by throwing it against a wall six times.
Six? Nice. Next time try fixing a long bungee cord to it with the other end tied round your wrist so you can snatch it back for another quick throw without all that tedious picking it up stuff. As for the fellow you mentioned, what you should have done there is pounce on him as he came through the door, wrestled him to the ground and done him in with the remains of the notebook. That would have shown the bastards.
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I've sometimes torn leaves off a tree and torn them up for unleashing angst. Same idea.
Yes. Come autumn-time a good idea is to pick up all the fallen leaves and sellotape them back onto the trees. It's one in the eye for the leaf-rakers (bastards!) and would make everyone think you were cool and sane and ask you out for dinner.