Sara Crouse, Head of Partnerships and Foundation Relations Options

[thekohser]

I don't know how Horsey and I missed this, but since the summer of 2008, Sara Crouse has headed up the Foundation's "Partnerships and Foundation Relations" program.

I think we have a winner of the "Most Fetching WMF'er" award, if there is such a thing.







Jesus H. Wizard, isn't there a way to make image embedding easier on this site?

(It still needs to be made easier, Somey. When you get a chance.)

This post has been edited by thekohser: Fri 8th October 2010, 2:58pm

[Jon Awbrey]

http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=30744

or you can use the imgx tags …

but everyone has to be careful to put the x's back in on subsequent uses …

Jon

[Milton Roe]

http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=30744

or you can use the imgx tags …

but everyone has to be careful to put the x's back in on subsequent uses …

Jon

Considering that every pore fills my entire screen and she still looks good on rapid scan, I'll bet she actually really does look good, if I could only see all of her face at once...

Even so, the initial pic setting is going to screw the margins for the rest of this entire thread for every single post. Nice, Jon.

[thekohser]

Even so, the initial pic setting is going to screw the margins for the rest of this entire thread for every single post. Nice, Jon.

I thought I've fixed it. Looks nice and small on my screen now, anyway.

[carbuncle]

Considering that every pore fills my entire screen and she still looks good on rapid scan, I'll bet she actually really does look good, if I could only see all of her face at once...

I'm sure she is equally lovely in real life, but that image has been badly retouched.

[A Horse With No Name]

I don't know how Horsey and I missed this, but since the summer of 2008, Sara Crouse has headed up the Foundation's "Partnerships and Foundation Relations" program.

I think we have a winner of the "Most Fetching WMF'er" award, if there is such a thing.

Yeah, but being the Most Fetching WMF'er is like being the Tallest Building in Boise, Idaho -- really, what's the competition?

But speaking of saliva-provoking blondes, how about some strategy sessions on luring Lara back to the WR cave?

[Milton Roe]

I'm sure she is equally lovely in real life, but that image has been badly retouched.

If she was at my business, she'd run a nonzero risk of being "badly retouched," herself.

Well, okay, but it would at least be thought-about.

[thekohser]

Considering that every pore fills my entire screen ...

Yes, that might be something that the Wikimedia Foundation might want to reconsider. Are the gigantic image files of staff members really that necessary?

I mean, there is a huge difference between this and this. Do we really need all that information?

This post has been edited by thekohser: Fri 8th October 2010, 5:02pm

[Jon Awbrey]

Considering that every pore fills my entire screen …

Yes, that might be something that the Wikimedia Foundation might want to reconsider. Are the gigantic image files of staff members really that necessary?

I mean, there is a huge difference between this and this. Do we really need all that information?

NSFL !!!

Jon

[Peter Damian]

I give up

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sar...ouse_June08.JPG



This post has been edited by Peter Damian: Fri 8th October 2010, 7:04pm

[Doc glasgow]

I give up

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sar...ouse_June08.JPG

nice cardigan


Why can't you imbed commons images in here? Given wmf stuff is being "reviewed" it would be nice.

[tarantino]

I give up

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sar...ouse_June08.JPG

nice cardigan


Why can't you imbed commons images in here? Given wmf stuff is being "reviewed" it would be nice.

Because that's not a commons image, it's a web page.
This is the commons image.

[Somey]

The photo on her Twitter account is a bit less attractive, but I'd still have to agree with Greggo.

And apparently she has a dog named Pumpkin, who is also very cute.

[Cock-up-over-conspiracy]

And apparently she has a dog named Pumpkin, who is also very cute.

Ja ... is that "fluffy" and cute ... ruff-ruff!

Well, for God's sake don't tell the Wikipedians, they be after it for a picture to illustrate some sexual perversion.

[GlassBeadGame]

Why do I get the feeling you guys aren't around women all that much?

[Seurat]

I think we have a winner of the "Most Fetching WMF'er" award, if there is such a thing.

What, do you have something against brunettes?





There are some passable shots of the male members of the WMF as well, but I don't get the impression that there are enough women here for a good discussion along those lines.

[Somey]

Depending on your, uh, tastes, another of the WMF's fairly attractive female staffers is Parul Vora, whose title is "Interaction Designer - Wikipedia Usability Project."



This is the same Parul Vora who appears on this page, home of the "Erotic Computation Group" - apparently an offshoot of the MIT Media Lab, of all things:

The Erotic Computation Group seeks creative, hard-working, team-oriented, and sexually competent graduate students. Successful applicants possess varied skills in computer programming, electrical engineering, and mechanical engineering. Special sexual abilities are also important assets.

You just can't make this stuff up!

Ms. Vora's thesis for this group was entitled Sex in the Global Community:

Overpopulation is fundamentally a sexual issue; a significant modification to worldwide sexual practices is the only way to check global population growth before humans exceed the earth's carrying capacity. By developing advanced, inexpensive prophylactics that enhance the sex act rather than detracting from it, Parul hopes to put a cap on the burgeoning world population and prevent our dwindling nonrenewable resources from being utterly depleted.

Holy shit! I'M IN LOVE!

[Herschelkrustofsky]

Ms. Vora's thesis for this group was entitled Sex in the Global Community:

Overpopulation is fundamentally a sexual issue; a significant modification to worldwide sexual practices is the only way to check global population growth before humans exceed the earth's carrying capacity. By developing advanced, inexpensive prophylactics that enhance the sex act rather than detracting from it, Parul hopes to put a cap on the burgeoning world population and prevent our dwindling nonrenewable resources from being utterly depleted.

Holy shit! I'M IN LOVE!

So, Somey, I take it you're into rubber[s]?

As far as theses go, it seems about on a par with this one.

[EricBarbour]

This is the same Parul Vora who appears on this page, home of the "Erotic Computation Group" - apparently an offshoot of the MIT Media Lab, of all things:

The Erotic Computation Group seeks creative, hard-working, team-oriented, and sexually competent graduate students. Successful applicants possess varied skills in computer programming, electrical engineering, and mechanical engineering. Special sexual abilities are also important assets.

You just can't make this stuff up!
Ms. Vora's thesis for this group was entitled Sex in the Global Community:

Overpopulation is fundamentally a sexual issue; a significant modification to worldwide sexual practices is the only way to check global population growth before humans exceed the earth's carrying capacity. By developing advanced, inexpensive prophylactics that enhance the sex act rather than detracting from it, Parul hopes to put a cap on the burgeoning world population and prevent our dwindling nonrenewable resources from being utterly depleted.

What utter garbage.

A better way to "prevent resources from being depleted" would be to shut down the
bullshit-spewing (and now, apparently, semen-spewing) MIT Media Lab.

And as for Sara Crouse: she needs to see a better hairdresser. Dark roots, bad!

This post has been edited by EricBarbour: Sat 9th October 2010, 8:00am

[Cyclopia]

She truly looks nice, much better than the blonde MILF posted by Greg.