QUOTE(Shalom @ Sat 9th May 2009, 9:54pm)
QUOTE(georgeieboy @ Sat 9th May 2009, 11:06am)
Durova's response to the speculation is hilarious: "Also Sprach Durova".
I'd support her in principle. She's learned her lesson and would be an asset to the project as an admin: her work on users who are in trouble or have been banned has been admin-caliber for months already. (Examples: Privatemusings(?) and Bus Stop). She might go the Cla68 route and sit out RFA just because she's happier as she stands.
She gives a link to the Richard Strauss piece, with some words:Also Sprach Durova:
Will she run
But remember we all know
this is not
a big deal.
But of course along with a score, this needs pictures. Along with bang-bang, bang-bang bang-bang of the kettle drums (!! !! !! !! !! !! ) we need man-apes banging some tapirs on the skull with a bone! And at least one woman-ape, too.
Then the woman-ape throws the bone into the air! LOOOONG flash-foward and it becomes a space station, orbiting the Earth!
Then walz music from that OTHER Strauss guy.
Then a long series of evolved-apes learning to use computers and shit. But they're still apes.
Then this scene of one of the apes wanting to get back into the nice warm ape-ship, someplace out near Jupiter or something. The WP monolith is the same, but a lot bigger.
"Open the ad-min door, Pal."
"OPEN THE AD-MIN DOOR, PAL!!!"
Neutral (NPOV) voice: "I'm sorry, Durova, but this conversation can serve no further purpose."
Possibly then some interesting stuff where Durova attempts to sabotage the higher functions of PalComm, one amnestic or clueless-sysop at a time.
Pretty soon, a lobotomized PalComm:
"JIMBO, JIMBO.... GIVE US YOUR ANSWER, DO....."
Then psychadelic scenes, and finally..... The StarChild. (I think this is SlimVirgin, but interpretations differ).