Legoland Miniland Washington DC, You know this is not going to be deleted Options

[papaya]

Legoland Miniland Washington DC is up for deletion, but really, I don't know why they bothered.

[Ottava]

Legoland Miniland Washington DC is up for deletion, but really, I don't know why they bothered.

That is pretty cool. I don't know about it being encyclopedic. I bet Lar will defend it.

[Retrospect]

Legoland Miniland Washington DC is up for deletion, but really, I don't know why they bothered.

That is pretty cool. I don't know about it being encyclopedic. I bet Lar will defend it.

Hey, I'll bet you a thoiusand quid he doesn't. If you had the reading comprehension of a ruddy 12 year old you'd know he's quit Wikipedia and hasn't made an edit there in about eighteen months.


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[Ottava]

Legoland Miniland Washington DC is up for deletion, but really, I don't know why they bothered.

That is pretty cool. I don't know about it being encyclopedic. I bet Lar will defend it.

Hey, I'll bet you a thoiusand quid he doesn't. If you had the reading comprehension of a ruddy 12 year old you'd know he's quit Wikipedia and hasn't made an edit there in about eighteen months.

And Raul left with more of a huff. Raul is back. Your point is? I'm sure Raul was using a secondary name as is Lar now.

[Retrospect]

And Raul left with more of a huff. Raul is back. Your point is? I'm sure Raul was using a secondary name as is Lar now.

Hey, Lar's honest and a gentleman. He'd no more use a secondary name than you'd admit to being wrong. So will you take the bet?

[Ottava]

And Raul left with more of a huff. Raul is back. Your point is? I'm sure Raul was using a secondary name as is Lar now.

Hey, Lar's honest and a gentleman. He'd no more use a secondary name than you'd admit to being wrong. So will you take the bet?

For someone who "joined in December 2011" after Lar mostly vanished from this place, you sure do have a lot of positive things to say about someone who no one ever had anything positive to say about.

And you claim you aren't a sock. (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/laugh.gif)

[Retrospect]

For someone who "joined in December 2011" after Lar mostly vanished from this place, you sure do have a lot of positive things to say about someone who no one ever had anything positive to say about.

And you claim you aren't a sock. (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/laugh.gif)

So, for anyone who doubts that Ottava is a total fuckwit, he's kindly provided proof. Do you honestly think that people have only interacted with Lar on this site? I've dealt with him for bloody years on Wikipedia and elsewhere.

[Ottava]

For someone who "joined in December 2011" after Lar mostly vanished from this place, you sure do have a lot of positive things to say about someone who no one ever had anything positive to say about.

And you claim you aren't a sock. (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/laugh.gif)

So, for anyone who doubts that Ottava is a total fuckwit, he's kindly provided proof. Do you honestly think that people have only interacted with Lar on this site? I've dealt with him for bloody years on Wikipedia and elsewhere.

Really? On what screen name? Because all of the independent people with long track records of not being your socks have all pretty much agreed that you are on a short list of sock masters. None of them have had interactions with Lar. It is yet another one of your making crap up to troll statements.

[Retrospect]

Really? On what screen name? Because all of the independent people with long track records of not being your socks have all pretty much agreed that you are on a short list of sock masters. None of them have had interactions with Lar. It is yet another one of your making crap up to troll statements.

Who's said any such thing other than you? Ruddy links or shut up.

And who are these mysterious people with long track records who haven't interacted with Lar?

[Ottava]

Really? On what screen name? Because all of the independent people with long track records of not being your socks have all pretty much agreed that you are on a short list of sock masters. None of them have had interactions with Lar. It is yet another one of your making crap up to troll statements.

Who's said any such thing other than you? Ruddy links or shut up.

And who are these mysterious people with long track records who haven't interacted with Lar?

You haven't interacted with Lar. Either you provide your name that you interacted with him or you are talking out of your ass. You were required to provide info, not I. You failed because you are trolling.

[Jay]

You haven't interacted with Lar. Either you provide your name that you interacted with him or you are talking out of your ass. You were required to provide info, not I. You failed because you are trolling.

Now, now, Ottava, this is over the top, even for you, which is saying something. You have alleged that Retrospect has been accused here of being a sock, which is of course not true. Now you are asking him to reveal his WP user name, which is totally against custom and practice on this site.

Why are you allowed to make the most outrageous false claims and to refuse to provide evidence when your claims are challenged, and yet Retrospect is required to provide info which is totally against custom and practice on this site?

[Ottava]

Now, now, Ottava, this is over the top, even for you, which is saying something. You have alleged that Retrospect has been accused here of being a sock, which is of course not true. Now you are asking him to reveal his WP user name, which is totally against custom and practice on this site.

Really? How do you know what is "against custom and practice on this site"? See, this is exactly why you are his sock. And The Joy has already made it clear that people have always suspected Retrospect to be a sock. I believe he is Vigilant, others believe he is Poetlister. Your rabid defense of him verifies that you are his sock as I stated before.

[Jay]

Really? How do you know what is "against custom and practice on this site"? See, this is exactly why you are his sock.

See, this is exactly why everybody else on this site regards you as a troll. I have been on this site, on and off, for over three years. Unlike you, I read things carefully.

[Ottava]

Really? How do you know what is "against custom and practice on this site"? See, this is exactly why you are his sock.

See, this is exactly why everybody else on this site regards you as a troll. I have been on this site, on and off, for over three years. Unlike you, I read things carefully.

No one else but the socks have ever called me a troll. You don't read things carefully. It has already been pointed out how many errors your post contain, and those errors are beneficial only to one individual. You show classic socking. No wonder I have PMs saying that you are Poetlister.

[Retrospect]

No one else but the socks have ever called me a troll.

Yes, you're bloody right. Anyone who calls you a troll, you call a sock. You can't lose.

Of course, it doesn't matter, because nobody gives shit what you think. Nobody else has called me a sock, and I can't see that anyone's ever called Jay one, either.

[Ottava]

No one else but the socks have ever called me a troll.

Yes, you're bloody right. Anyone who calls you a troll, you call a sock. You can't lose.

Of course, it doesn't matter, because nobody gives shit what you think. Nobody else has called me a sock, and I can't see that anyone's ever called Jay one, either.

The Joy accused you of being a sock. You are a bad liar.

[Retrospect]

The Joy accused you of being a sock. You are a bad liar.

Get your fucking eyesight checked. He said Vigilant was a sock, which of course he is.

Anyway, even if you couldn't understand that, The Joy is referring to someone from London. Are you now saying I'm from England? Then you'd have to admit you were a total bloody fool when you said I wasn't!


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[Ottava]

The Joy accused you of being a sock. You are a bad liar.

Get your fucking eyesight checked. He said Vigilant was a sock, which of course he is.

Anyway, even if you couldn't understand that, The Joy is referring to someone from London. Are you now saying I'm from England? Then you'd have to admit you were a total bloody fool when you said I wasn't!

I accuse you of being a sock and The Joy says the other site agreed.

Funny how you accuse me of not reading yet you always lie about even the more easy to check things.

The Joy says you are Poetlister. I say you are Vigilant. Poetlister has IPs from across the UK. Vigilant has access to IPs from across the UK. Poetlister has normal British hours. You have fake British hours while my edit habits in the past 2 weeks have been done to show what regular British hours would look like (just to mock you). I know far more about the UK than you ever will. I am far more British than your fakeness.

Hence why my claim about who you is your puppet master has more evidence than The Joy et al's belief. Regardless, you are a puppet of a nasty individual.

[Retrospect]

I accuse you of being a sock and The Joy says the other site agreed.

Which other bloody site? Wikipedia? I've never been accused of being a sock there. And there are no other sites where I use the name Retrospect! The Joy's supposed claims rest on me being in London. Yet you say I'm not ruddy British! Make up your substitute for a mind!

IPs from across the UK. ... I know far more about the UK than you ever will.

How come then that you don't know that most UK IPs aren't geolocatable? You couldn't ever know if someone has IPs from across the UK or only ones from Manchester.

Regardless, you are a puppet of a nasty individual.

Changing your apology for a mind again! First you say I'm a sock of Vigilant, now I'm a puppet of a nasty individual. (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/laugh.gif)

[Tarc]

And there are no other sites where I use the name Retrospect!

Really? So when I go to "the other Wikipedia criticism website", click the now-banned "Retrospect" account and see posts like;

Is that the reason you never had time to bloody moderate properly? You were too busy crushing ruddy eggshells?

Come off it. It was all over the bloody Internet. Kept out of the papers, maybe, but any fuckwit who knows how to Google could have found it.

Typical bloody yank-centric viewpoint.

Public schools like Eton are in the private sector. State schools are in the public sector.

"Gibraltarian nationalist" is "Gib-speak for "anti-Spanish" Another bloody foreigner who doesn't understand the issues. You can't live in Gibraltar and not be bloody anti-Spanish.

The Daily Mail is the housemag of the ruddy rabid right. (Not Tea Party right, hardly anybody here is that batshit insane, but pretty far gone.)

Gerrard never put his money where his mouth was. How could he? He always has his ruddy foot stuffed in it.

You claim that is not you?


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[Ottava]

Tarc. I think this is a case of "troll is a troll". Blarg.

[Retrospect]

Really? So when I go to "the other Wikipedia criticism website", click the now-banned "Retrospect" account and see posts like;

{Garbage}

You claim that is not you?


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7: both

What a shithead (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/laugh.gif) Obviously an impersonator. Could you imagine I'd write crap like that? You've been well and truly taken for a ride.

[Tarc]

Really? So when I go to "the other Wikipedia criticism website", click the now-banned "Retrospect" account and see posts like;

{Garbage}

You claim that is not you?


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73: posts containing "bloody"
23: posts containing "ruddy"
7: both

What a shithead (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/laugh.gif) Obviously an impersonator. Could you imagine I'd write crap like that? You've been well and truly taken for a ride.

You're not even remotely important enough to impersonate, son.

Keep squirming a little more though, this is just what Joe/VoC used to do when he went on his "that wasn't my sock!" bender, and that was HIGHLY entertaining.

[Ottava]

Keep squirming a little more though, this is just what Joe/VoC used to do when he went on his "that wasn't my sock!" bender, and that was HIGHLY entertaining.

Apparently, it is an impersonator of an individual said to be from England using an English IP. This Retrospect could have a point, because he is clearly not a resident of England, or anywhere in the UK.

[Tarc]

Keep squirming a little more though, this is just what Joe/VoC used to do when he went on his "that wasn't my sock!" bender, and that was HIGHLY entertaining.

Apparently, it is an impersonator of an individual said to be from England using an English IP. This Retrospect could have a point, because he is clearly not a resident of England, or anywhere in the UK.

8 months and 200 posts is a bit long for even the most depraved mind to carry on such a charade.

[Retrospect]

You're not even remotely important enough to impersonate, son.

Tell that to whatever shithead is impersonating me.

This Retrospect could have a point, because he is clearly not a resident of England, or anywhere in the UK.

Says that great expert on Samuel Coleridge-Taylor and all things English. (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/laugh.gif)

8 months and 200 posts is a bit long for even the most depraved mind to carry on such a charade.

I sort of respect your opinion as you have the second most depraved mind.

[Ottava]

Says that great expert on Samuel Coleridge-Taylor and all things English.

Who?

Do you mean Samuel Taylor Coleridge by chance? More proof that you aren't actually British.

[Eppur si muove]

Says that great expert on Samuel Coleridge-Taylor and all things English.

Who?

What? You've never heard of the "African Mahler"?

[Retrospect]

Look, Ottava's a plonker, a complete prat. I laid the easiest of elephant traps for him, and he charged straight in. (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/laugh.gif)

[Ottava]

Look, Ottava's a plonker, a complete prat. I laid the easiest of elephant traps for him, and he charged straight in. (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/laugh.gif)

By that, you mean that you couldn't even get a simple name right because you are most likely from some third world country that may or may not have once been a British port before they went onto a legitimate colony and your knowledge of English (as a language, piss poor, and as a culture, even worse) is insufficient for any conversation.



Eppur

You've never heard of the "African Mahler"?

The statement was about me being an expert on an individual. I am one on Samuel Taylor Coleridge. He couldn't get the individuals straight. He can get very little straight. It is rather embarrassing.

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[Retrospect]

Look, Ottava's a plonker, a complete prat. I laid the easiest of elephant traps for him, and he charged straight in. (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/laugh.gif)

By that, you mean that you couldn't even get a simple name right because you are most likely from some third world country that may or may not have once been a British port before they went onto a legitimate colony and your knowledge of English (as a language, piss poor, and as a culture, even worse) is insufficient for any conversation.


Eppur

You've never heard of the "African Mahler"?

The statement was about me being an expert on an individual. I am one on Samuel Taylor Coleridge. He couldn't get the individuals straight. He can get very little straight. It is rather embarrassing.

Look, when you've fallen into an elephant trap, digging the bottom of the hole won't get you out

You claimed "I know far more about the UK than you ever will", even though you know shit about the UK. So in reply, I deliberately chose the name of a famous British composer knowing that you're so bloody ignorant about all matters British that you'd never have heard of him and just muddled him up with someone you had heard of who had a similar name.

What's doubly embarrassing for you is that this year was the centenary of Coleridge-Taylor's death so there has been a ruddy mountain of stuff about him.

The only thing embarrassing here is your pathetic attempt to pretend that you weren't comprehensively outed as a total shithead.


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[Ottava]

Look, when you've fallen into an elephant trap, digging the bottom of the hole won't get you out

That is the strangest admittance of you not being able to differentiate between the person I am an expert on and someone else, yet every Brit would have been able to.

Let me guess, you are from Nigeria? Because you are just as honest as this Nigerian prince fellow that contacted me a while back.

that you'd never have heard of him and just muddled him up with someone you had heard

No one buys that because they all know that I am a Romanticist. You have even referred to my dissertation, which everyone knows heavily discusses Coleridge. You screwed up in your attempt to make a reference to me. It wouldn't have been a coincidence that you were referring to me as an expert and then happening to almost mention one of a few people that I am well known to be an expert in. But you botched it.

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[Retrospect]

I know far more about the UK than you ever will.

That is the strangest admittance of you not being able to differentiate between the person I am an expert on and someone else, yet every Brit would have been able to.

Let's get this straight. You claim to know far more about the UK than I ever will. Not just one person, but the UK. Yet you claim never to have heard of one of Britain's most celebrated composers. Surely even a shithead realises the contradiction. So, why haven't you heard of him?

someone you had heard of who had a similar name.

See, I'm not denying you've heard of Samuel Taylor Coleridge, am I? That's explicitly why I chose him. I knew you know absolutely nothing at all about the United Kingdom beyond a handful of pre-Victorian poets so when I mentioned a famous British person, who created "Kubla Khan", who had a similar name, you'd show your total bloody ignorance of all matters British by assuming I'd made a mistake.

[Ottava]

Yet you claim never to have heard of one of Britain's most celebrated composers.

He isn't one of Britain's most celebrated composers, but you were trying to claim someone I was an expert in and got it wrong because you don't know the difference between the two.

That is the problem. You didn't realize your mistake until the link was put up. Then you went nuts trying to come up with some way to try and hide it. You failed. Pretty bad.

[Retrospect]

Yet you claim never to have heard of one of Britain's most celebrated composers.

He isn't one of Britain's most celebrated composers

Total bollocks. As Eppur si muove points out, he's so highly regarded he's known as the African Mahler. You've proved beyond doubt that you know shit about Britain.

, but you were trying to claim someone I was an expert in and got it wrong because you don't know the difference between the two.

You were comprehensively fooled and you're too bloody embarrassed to admit it. No amount of prevarication on your part can hide that.

And the fact remains, you pretended that "I know far more about the UK than you ever will", yet you've proved that you know shit about British composers. Will you now withdraw your stupid claim?

[Ottava]

Total bollocks. As Eppur si muove points out, he's so highly regarded he's known as the African Mahler.

Having a nickname doesn't make him special. Furthermore, "African Mahler"? Really? You might as well say "dark person who we will never truly consider English because we referred to the Irish by the n word for such a long time that a real African has no place here."

So, you are racist, without background in history, definitely not British AND you confused Coleridge with someone else.

I think you have accomplished your check list of troll characteristics. You can stop now.

You were comprehensively fooled

Hilarious. You attribute an expertise to me that was the wrong person. I corrected you because you were too ignorant to know better. Then you spew feces all over the place. You are a complete joke.

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[The Joy]

Never before in the history of Wikipedia Review have so many threads been derailed by so few. (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/sick.gif) (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/dry.gif) (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/hrmph.gif)

[Eppur si muove]

Never before in the history of Wikipedia Review have so many threads been derailed by so few. (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/sick.gif) (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/dry.gif) (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/hrmph.gif)

ISTR that a little while ago Ottava was accusing Retrospect of being a troll. Now that Retrospect is boasting about a succesful piece of trolling, Ottava has forgotten that. At least he didn't take up the point about Kubla Khan. As well as the famous STC poem, there is a musical work by SC-T with that name. Meanwhile, I'm listening to a second piece of STC on the radio and can confirm that he doesn't sound very much like Mahler to me.

Later: Now I'm getting confused. I was listening to something by SC-T on youtube... If it were, STC, I wouldn't expect it to soudn like Mahler.

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[Retrospect]

So, you are racist

And acording to you I'm a Nigerian so if I'm a racist I'm proud that there's a notable black composer, right?

And can you please answer the bloody question: if as you allege you know far more about the UK than I do, how come you haven't heard of Samuel Coleridge-Taylor?

Never before in the history of Wikipedia Review have so many threads been derailed by so few.

Yep, you're right, and the sooner Selina notices and makes you a steward so you can shit-hole Ottava, the sooner the place will improve.

At least he didn't take up the point about Kubla Khan. As well as the famous STC poem, there is a musical work by SC-T with that name.

You've bloody spoilt it now; I was going to trip him up on that next.

Meanwhile, I'm listening to a second piece of STC on the radio and can confirm that he doesn't sound very much like Mahler to me.

I don't think Lumbye sounds like Strauss, but they call him the Danish Strauss.

[Tarc]

So, you are racist

And acording to you I'm a Nigerian so if I'm a racist I'm proud that there's a notable black composer, right?

Maybe you're just a nigger.