Perhaps some demurely designed barnstars are needed, so Malleus can just drop one on the user page of someone he's cheesed off at.
- The 'Vagrant Vulva' barnstar for random assholery.
- The 'Mons Pubis' barnstar for a classy but clueless editor.
- The 'Labia Majora' barnstar when a ruckus is just beginning to flower.
- The 'Querulous Queef' barnstar awarded when the dispute lands at AN/I.