Ye Olde Junque Closette, Emoderator's Cache All Options Rating

[Jonny Cache]

Thread For Collecting Mal-Assorted Off-Topic Posts


This post has been edited by Jonny Cache:

[Moulton]

Is this going to be a mirthful parody of the WP-style Spammish Inquisition?

[the fieryangel]

Is this going to be a mirthful parody of the WP-style Spammish Inquisition?

I think that the sooper sekrit WR cabal should allow all card-carrying member the right to have at least ten sockpuppets of their own in order to combat this invasion of KoolAid invested posters.

[jorge]

Where are we? What does this button do....

[Moulton]

Push the button, Max.

[jorge]

Push the button, Max.

Wow! It made a sandwich!

[Jon Awbrey]

Push the button, Max.

Wow! It made a sandwich!

Put down the AN/IL Probe and step away from the Earthling …

Jon (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/cool.gif)

[Yehudi]

[Placeholder]

Squatter!

[anthony]

Essjay

"For various reasons, I prefer to remain anonymous on Wikipedia, but I also believe it is important for me to offer information about myself that is relevant to my work on Wikipedia."

[Herschelkrustofsky]

User:JzG
________________________________________________________________
From Meta

I particularly look out for violations of our policy on biographies of living individuals.

(IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/blink.gif)

[thekohser]

User:JzG
________________________________________________________________
From Meta

I particularly look out for violations of our policy on biographies of living individuals.

(IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/blink.gif)

I also look out for private messages from Jimbo when he needs a cougar's bio sanitized.

[Random832]

User:JzG
________________________________________________________________
From Meta

I particularly look out for violations of our policy on biographies of living individuals.

(IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/blink.gif)

I also look out for private messages from Jimbo when he needs a cougar's bio sanitized.

Why the hell do people keep using the word cougar? She's 33. And Jimbo is 42.

[Jon Awbrey]

Why the hell do people keep using the word cougar? She's 33. And Jimbo is 42.

(IMG:http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/42/Alvin_and_the_chipmunks1958.jpg)
Cuda, Cuga —
Either way you're gonna lose yer nuts, Alvie.

Jon (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/cool.gif)

This post has been edited by Jon Awbrey:

[thekohser]

User:JzG
________________________________________________________________
From Meta

I particularly look out for violations of our policy on biographies of living individuals.

(IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/blink.gif)

I also look out for private messages from Jimbo when he needs a cougar's bio sanitized.

Why the hell do people keep using the word cougar? She's 33. And Jimbo is 42.

You've never heard of "mental age"?

[Random832]

Why the hell do people keep using the word cougar? She's 33. And Jimbo is 42.

You've never heard of "mental age"?

I'm not entirely convinced hers is significantly more than his.

[KStreetSlave]

Cougar is a way of life. I've seen women in late 20's cruising airport bars in podunk-ass towns in South Carolina. They may be "cubs" but they're cougars in training.

[Castle Rock]

Essjay

"For various reasons, I prefer to remain anonymous on Wikipedia, but I also believe it is important for me to offer information about myself that is relevant to my work on Wikipedia."

My motto on Wikipedia (and in life) is Lux et Veritas (Light and Truth).

You have to admire his chutzpah.

[EricBarbour]

Here's a couple of memorable — well, I remember them, anyway — comments that I posted in response to a column by Padraig Reidy in The Guardian.
View the article

Is THAT where you and Kohs are hanging out?

I hope the deleted comments will make you realize:
ALL media are compromised, in one way or another.

Next time, Jon and Greg, just make it short and sweet.
Post a link, explain it, and go. That's all you have to do.

[Jon Awbrey]

Here's a couple of memorable — well, I remember them, anyway — comments that I posted in response to a column by Padraig Reidy in The Guardian.

View the article

Is THAT where you and Kohs are hanging out?

I hope the deleted comments will make you realize:
ALL media are compromised, in one way or another.

Next time, Jon and Greg, just make it short and sweet.
Post a link, explain it, and go. That's all you have to do.

Yeah, well, you know how much we both love those Leftist-Leaning Labour Lackeys at Da Gaudian.

It's a Little Ludicrous — okay, a Lotta LOL — that they seem to have Louie Seized on Jimbo Wales as their E-Merkin Idle of a Counter-Culture Hero … I reckon it must be some kind of Cross-Cultural Confusion about the Antisocial Non-Associativity of (Counter-Culture) Hero vs. Counter-(Culture Hero).

Ja³

[Son of a Yeti]

(IMG:http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb311/Kato90125/police.jpg)

I understand the photo illustrates WP admits commencing a copyedit of a Living Person Biography?

(IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/wtf.gif)

[Lifebaka]

I understand the photo illustrates WP admits commencing a copyedit of a Living Person Biography?

Oh, man, if only. That looks much more fun than actual copyediting.

[Moulton]

Odd Socracy Questions Wikipedia's ad hoc Ochlocracy

What if the site were called Wikipedia.mob?

Would Howard Rheingold be gratified that his pheromeme of Smart Mobs had gone viral?

Or would Kelly Martin be vindicated that her pheromeme of an ad hoc ochlocracy had taken root like kudzu?

This post has been edited by Moulton:

[dtobias]

...because, like Moulton, you like nothing better than quoting your own writings, seeing how you're the only person in the world with reasonable ideas.

----------------
Now playing: The Foreign Exchange - Take Off the Blues (feat. Darien Brockington)
via FoxyTunes

[GlassBeadGame]

(IMG:http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb311/Kato90125/police.jpg)

I understand the photo illustrates WP admits commencing a copyedit of a Living Person Biography?

(IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/wtf.gif)

I think it's just JoshuaZ playing with his StarWars action figures and losing once again.

[Jon Awbrey]

I think it's just JoshuaZ playing with his StarWars action figures and losing once again.

BTDT ——

Ja Ja (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/boing.gif)

[EricBarbour]

Christ, you're all headed for that happy place
where Awbrey and Moulton already are....

take your damn Adderall and go to sleep.

[dtobias]

History teaches that people can run for a long, long time with a head full of gas, but sooner or later Reality hits them in the head and lets the gas out.

...at which point you're running on empty.

[Cedric]

History teaches that people can run for a long, long time with a head full of gas, but sooner or later Reality hits them in the head and lets the gas out.

...at which point you're running on empty.

. . . or simply crash and burn.

(IMG:http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/8144/hindenburgwq8.jpg)

[Jon Awbrey]

(IMG:http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/8144/hindenburgwq8.jpg)

Oh, the Inanity!

[dtobias]

Oh, the Inanity!

(IMG:http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6f/FL_fig04.jpg/250px-FL_fig04.jpg)
Oh, the manatee!

[Milton Roe]

After Lunch,

Or Monday,

Maybe …

Jon (IMG:http://wikipediareview.com/stimg9x0b4fsr2/1/folder_post_icons/icon9.gif)

First Jung puns and now Freud ones? What you doing, Jon, going through old psych books?

[Jon Awbrey]

First Jung puns and now Freud ones? What you doing, Jon, going through old psych books?

Tagged for Web Searches under • Punis Envy •

[Milton Roe]

First Jung puns and now Freud ones? What you doing, Jon, going through old psych books?

Tagged for Web Searches under • Punis Envy •

Or Punic war. But I'm afraid that it would end with Kato the Elder telling us to del-end-a our Carthagos.

[Jon Awbrey]

First Jung puns and now Freud ones? What you doing, Jon, going through old psych books?

Tagged for Web Searches under • Punis Envy •

Or Punic war. But I'm afraid that it would end with Kato the Elder telling us to del-end-a our Carthagos.

Here I couch,
Broken ♥ed,
Came to cathect,
And only catharted.

Jon

[EricBarbour]

That's it. He's lost it.

[Milton Roe]

That's it. He's lost it.

No, that was actually vintage Jon, and clever use of catharsis/cathartic/Carthage. I think I'm pwned.

That bathroom wall poem he's riffing on*, is old. Steinbeck alludes to it in Tortilla Flat, 1935. I wonder how old it really is.


Milton


*For you culturally deprived:

Here I sit,
All broken hearted.
Went to shit,
And only farted.

[dogbiscuit]

That's it. He's lost it.

No, that was actually vintage Jon, and clever use of catharsis/cathartic/Carthage. I think I'm pwned.

That bathroom wall poem he's riffing on*, is old. Steinbeck alludes to it in Tortilla Flat, 1935. I wonder how old it really is.


Milton


*For you culturally deprived:

Here I sit,
All broken hearted.
Went to shit,
And only farted.

In my day the third line was "Paid a penny" which was in reference to the days of public conveniences* where one old penny was required to enter the stalls, one penny being a large amount of money.

*A minor British scandal is the loss of these useful facilities, usually blamed on the cottaging industry rather on the rather more dull budget cuts.

[Random832]

In my day the third line was "Paid a penny" which was in reference to the days of public conveniences* where one old penny was required to enter the stalls, one penny being a large amount of money.

No, the third line is "Paid my dime"; "Paid a penny" is a poor localization that doesn't preserve the meter.

[dogbiscuit]

In my day the third line was "Paid a penny" which was in reference to the days of public conveniences* where one old penny was required to enter the stalls, one penny being a large amount of money.

No, the third line is "Paid my dime"; "Paid a penny" is a poor localization that doesn't preserve the meter.

I didn't say what the other lines were, before it was bastardised. (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/mellow.gif)

[dtobias]

And articles like that normally go on to advocate massive governmental coercion in the name of saving the Earth, leading some commentators to regard "greens" as former "reds" who changed color once it was no longer "in" to be commie.