The 5th annual "WP:DICK of Distinction" awards pageant, nominations are closed Options Rating

[Herschelkrustofsky]

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Happy Boxing Day, everyone! The annual "WP:DICK of Distinction" awards pageant is a semi-hallowed tradition here at the Review (new members, read this for some background.) To compete for the grand WP:DICK of Distinction prize, the contestant must be an active admin or admin defrocked over the past year.

Here are the categories for nomination:

WP:DICK of Distinction -- for all-around rottenness by an admin

The Tag-Team Event

Miss Incongeniality

and for the good guys...

the Straight Shooter award for honest admins

and the Cojones de latón, for the non-admin who has distinguished himself in combat with the cabal

[victim of censorship]

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Happy Boxing Day, everyone! The annual "WP:DICK of Distinction" awards pageant is a semi-hallowed tradition here at the Review (new members, read this for some background.) To compete for the grand WP:DICK of Distinction prize, the contestant must be an active admin or admin defrocked over the past year.

Here are the categories for nomination:

WP:DICK of Distinction -- for all-around rottenness by an admin

The Tag-Team Event

Miss Incongeniality

and for the good guys...

the Straight Shooter award for honest admins

and the Cojones de latón, for the non-admin who has distinguished himself in combat with the cabal

WP:DICK of Distinction -- Tiptoety (T-C-L-K-R-D) a dick among dicks... a true brown log, to rise in to the top of the Wikipediot Cesspool. A little boy, who will never be a man, a child of wiki and the brain damaged fool he shown himself to be.

[Lar]

As in past years, once the poll is set up, please make sure that voters can abstain in some categories. My votes will only be for the good guys.

Obvious nom for Cojones, as in past years, is Cla68.

Obvious nom for Straight Shooter, as in past years, is Doc Glasgow/Scott Macdonald.


(from 30,000 feet... thank you Google for free wireless)

[Herschelkrustofsky]

I agree entirely with your nomination of the artist formerly known as Doc glasgow (T-C-L-K-R-D) , for his ground-breaking role in confronting the BLP marauders.

In the WP:DICK category, I would like to nominate Georgewilliamherbert (T-C-L-K-R-D) , who has long gone unrecognized as a versatile and devious hitman in the service of numerous POV-pushing rouge admins. Tiptoety is also a good call.

[Peter Damian]

I love your Sgt Pepper collage. The one of Gerard is particularly good.

I nominate Sandstein for dick of distinction, but second your choices of GWH and Tiptoety ('a true brown log to rise to the surface of the Wikipedia cesspool'). I would nominate Victim of Censorship for cojones, but is there a requirement for a 'fixed abode' over there?

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[Herschelkrustofsky]

I love your Sgt Pepper collage.

It's actually Frank Zappa's collage, with a few relevant insertions.


I think that IronDuke (T-C-L-K-R-D) is a natural for Miss Incongeniality.

[gomi]

I would like to propose a new award category, if anyone is interested: Most Vexatious Litigant in an ArbCom Fiasco. I don't have a favorite for this, but I do think we've been remiss in not awarding a DICKie for ArbCom-related activities.

I would also like to propose the category Forgotten, but not Gone (or something better), for those who have largely faded from view, but remain more subtly evil, for example Jayjg (T-C-L-K-R-D) and SlimVirgin (T-C-L-K-R-D) .

As re IronDuke (T-C-L-K-R-D) , I second that eructation.

[Milton Roe]

I would like to propose a new award category, if anyone is interested: Most Vexatious Litigant in an ArbCom Fiasco. I don't have a favorite for this, but I do think we've been remiss in not awarding a DICKie for ArbCom-related activities.

We need a Knob-polisher of Distinction. Somebody with cheeks like beefsteak and the salivary glands of an elephant. Someone who swallows.

I nominate QuackGuru, prime fluffer and buffer of Jimbo's bio and TALK pages.

[TungstenCarbide]

Here are the categories for nomination:

WP:DICK of Distinction -- for all-around rottenness by an admin

The Tag-Team Event

Miss Incongeniality

and for the good guys...

the Straight Shooter award for honest admins

and the Cojones de latón, for the non-admin who has distinguished himself in combat with the cabal

I know he doesn't fit into any categories, but Baseball Bugs has to be one of the most worthless, irritating drama whores in existence.

[Lar]

I agree entirely with your nomination of the artist formerly known as Doc glasgow (T-C-L-K-R-D) , for his ground-breaking role in confronting the BLP marauders.

In the WP:DICK category, I would like to nominate Georgewilliamherbert (T-C-L-K-R-D) , who has long gone unrecognized as a versatile and devious hitman in the service of numerous POV-pushing rouge admins. Tiptoety is also a good call.

I think you guys have Tiptoety all wrong.

(also from 30,000 feet but a different flight)

[lilburne]

I know he doesn't fit into any categories, but Baseball Bugs has to be one of the most worthless, irritating drama whores in existence.

Complete agreement on that one. The kooks have the "Tony Sidaway Drama Queen Award" and the "Busted Urinal Award" either of which would be a perfect fit for BB. Perhaps the "Mumbai Kid" would be a fitting accolade for him.

[It's the blimp, Frank]

I'm thinking Smashville for DICK. He spends a lot of time taunting editors who make unblock requests.

[Ottava]

I don't think there is really any Wikipedian that deserves it this year.

Instead, can we give it to all of the Commons admin and the Stewards who abused their ops to try and keep the excessive porn?


I think they deserve it for their extreme political ideology, their jeopardizing any credibility the WMF may have, and for being just overall dirt bags who will say whatever to defend stolen porn images possibly of children while simultaneously accusing Google of being evil for taking pictures of their homes without permission.

[Lar]

I don't think there is really any Wikipedian that deserves it this year.

Instead, can we give it to all of the Commons admin and the Stewards who abused their ops to try and keep the excessive porn?


I think they deserve it for their extreme political ideology, their jeopardizing any credibility the WMF may have, and for being just overall dirt bags who will say whatever to defend stolen porn images possibly of children while simultaneously accusing Google of being evil for taking pictures of their homes without permission.

Pinning that C.F. on the Commons admins and stewards as a class? I call BS.

[Ottava]

I don't think there is really any Wikipedian that deserves it this year.

Instead, can we give it to all of the Commons admin and the Stewards who abused their ops to try and keep the excessive porn?


I think they deserve it for their extreme political ideology, their jeopardizing any credibility the WMF may have, and for being just overall dirt bags who will say whatever to defend stolen porn images possibly of children while simultaneously accusing Google of being evil for taking pictures of their homes without permission.

Pinning that C.F. on the Commons admins and stewards as a class? I call BS.

Please read before responding.

I specified those who abused their ops. There were many - those who wheel warred in deletions, blocking those who complained, blocking those who merely pointed out that allowing pedophiles to run rampant was a problem, etc.

Hell, one admin even replaced the main page with a cuss filled rant against Jimbo for daring to remove the excessive porn. If you think that is acceptable behavior, then you can refer to such mentality as exactly why you were removed from being a Steward.

[EricBarbour]

I would like to propose a new award category, if anyone is interested: Most Vexatious Litigant in an ArbCom Fiasco.
I don't have a favorite for this, but I do think we've been remiss in not awarding a DICKie for ArbCom-related activities.

How about Baseball Bugs? He is everywhere on AN/I and on various arbcommy areas. Saying much, adding nothing.

Or perhaps he deserves a special-achievement award of some kind?

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[Herschelkrustofsky]

I would like to propose a new award category, if anyone is interested: Most Vexatious Litigant in an ArbCom Fiasco.
I don't have a favorite for this, but I do think we've been remiss in not awarding a DICKie for ArbCom-related activities.

How about Baseball Bugs? He is everywhere on AN/I and on various arbcommy areas. Saying much, adding nothing.

Or perhaps he deserves a special-achievement award of some kind?

I think that manic WikiLawyers, Porn Protectors, and Knob Polishers can all be subsumed under the general DICK category. I don't want to make things too elaborate, and plus the construction of the actual voting poll is extremely labor-intensive as it is. However, I am sympathetic to Gomi's comments about Slim and Jayjg-- perhaps some lifetime achievement awards may be in order. Those aren't submitted to the voters -- it's in the hands of the Program and Catering Committee or Loya Jirga. I'm sure that Slim would be honored to share that award with the only previous recipient, PoetGuy.

[Herschelkrustofsky]

I would nominate Victim of Censorship for cojones, but is there a requirement for a 'fixed abode' over there?

Vic, would you care to disclose your WP username?

[Herschelkrustofsky]

The Nominees thus far are

WP:DICK of Distinction:
Tiptoety (T-C-L-K-R-D)
Georgewilliamherbert (T-C-L-K-R-D)
Sandstein (T-C-L-K-R-D)
Smashville (T-C-L-K-R-D)
Baseball Bugs (T-C-L-K-R-D)

The Tag-Team Event:

Miss Incongeniality:
IronDuke (T-C-L-K-R-D)


the Straight Shooter:
Scott Macdonald (T-C-L-K-R-D) née Doc glascow (T-C-L-K-R-D)


the Cojones de latón:
Cla68 (T-C-L-K-R-D)

[A Horse With No Name]

Two Dicks of Distinction were a pair of former mop-swingers that went out with bizarre displays of self-destructive behavior: Tanthalas39 and Rlvese. This will probably be the last that we see of them (under those names, at least).

Our man Coffee also retired in 2010, albeit not as dramatically, but he was a wee dick in the months leading up to his sign-off.

And, of course, Cirt, for reasons that do not require repeating.

The Straight Shooter Award: Juliancolton. Last year, we had a lot of fun at Juliancolton's expense, but a check at his recent contribution record shows that he is dramatically easing off the Wiki-addiction and is playing on Wikipedia in a far more mature and measured output. Today is also his birthday, so happy 17th to a genuine diamond! (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/smile.gif)

Cojones: Our favorite paisan, Giano, for injecting some much-needed oxygen into the ghastly dull Arbcom election.

[Herschelkrustofsky]

Very good, Sir. Have we no nominees for Tag Team?

Two Dicks of Distinction were a pair of former mop-swingers that went out with bizarre displays of self-destructive behavior: Tanthalas39 and Rlvese. This will probably be the last that we see of them (under those names, at least).

Our man Coffee also retired in 2010, albeit not as dramatically, but he was a wee dick in the months leading up to his sign-off.

And, of course, Cirt, for reasons that do not require repeating.

The Straight Shooter Award: Juliancolton. Last year, we had a lot of fun at Juliancolton's expense, but a check at his recent contribution record shows that he is dramatically easing off the Wiki-addiction and is playing on Wikipedia in a far more mature and measured output. Today is also his birthday, so happy 17th to a genuine diamond! (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/smile.gif)

Cojones: Our favorite paisan, Giano, for injecting some much-needed oxygen into the ghastly dull Arbcom election.

[EricBarbour]

Hold on. Does anyone else think we should review the past DICK awards, so we can at least be aware
someone is getting a double award? If nothing else, it will help to maintain a bit of "historical balance" (IMG:smilys0b23ax56/default/yecch.gif) .
I'd feel better if certain people were excluded from winning multiple awards. SV is already
out, both for behaving herself in 2010 and for being such a popular pest in the previous 4 years.
I would say similar things for both JzG and Gerard. And Cla68, Thatcher, Alison already got kudos
as straight shooters. Should the following be excluded from subsequent award votes?
And what about Kevin?

2007 awards
DICK winner: tie, Cyde and SV
Runner-Up: Jayjg
Miss Incongeniality: SV
Straight Shooter: Tawker

2008 awards
DICK: JzG
Runner-Up: same
Miss Incongeniality: same
Tag Team: Crum375 and SV
Straight Shooter: Giano
Straight Shooter runner-up: Alison

2009 awards
DICK: tie, Gerard and FT2
Runner-Up: Gerard
Miss Incongeniality: tie, Elonka and JzG
Tag Team: Odd nature, Salmon of Doubt, KillerChihuahua, Jim62sch, Mu301 and FeloniousMonk
Straight Shooter: Thatcher
Straight Shooter runner-up: same
Cojones: Cla68
Cojones runner-up: same

2010 awards
DICK: David Gerard
Runner-Up: same
Miss Incongeniality: same
Tag Team: SV and Will Beback
Straight Shooter: Alison
Cojones: Cla68

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[EricBarbour]

Furthermore, I absolutely think Cirt should be put up for the DICK award.

In the past 2 years, Cirt has successfully defamed an unknown number of people
in their BLPs, simply for association with the Church of Scientology, Transcendental
Meditation, or EST. Plus, don't forget that Cirt has been caught doing what appears to be
paid editing for restaurants, and nobody on WP said boo to him/her/whatever.

I can't think of many other admins who have done such a good job of
maintaining the secrecy of their real identity, while abusing Wikipedia's broken and
corrupt administration system. Jayjg is the only other one who has pulled that
off for any substantial length of time.

[victim of censorship]

Here are the categories for nomination:

WP:DICK of Distinction -- for all-around rottenness by an admin

The Tag-Team Event

Miss Incongeniality

and for the good guys...

the Straight Shooter award for honest admins

and the Cojones de latón, for the non-admin who has distinguished himself in combat with the cabal

I know he doesn't fit into any categories, but Baseball Bugs has to be one of the most worthless, irritating drama whores in existence.

BASEBALL BUGS..that guy is a real loser!!!

[victim of censorship]

I would nominate Victim of Censorship for cojones, but is there a requirement for a 'fixed abode' over there?

Vic, would you care to disclose your WP username?

I go by many names... but Joehazelton (T-C-L-K-R-D) was one of my wikinames.

[Lar]

I don't think there is really any Wikipedian that deserves it this year.

Instead, can we give it to all of the Commons admin and the Stewards who abused their ops to try and keep the excessive porn?


I think they deserve it for their extreme political ideology, their jeopardizing any credibility the WMF may have, and for being just overall dirt bags who will say whatever to defend stolen porn images possibly of children while simultaneously accusing Google of being evil for taking pictures of their homes without permission.

Pinning that C.F. on the Commons admins and stewards as a class? I call BS.

Please read before responding.

I specified those who abused their ops. There were many - those who wheel warred in deletions, blocking those who complained, blocking those who merely pointed out that allowing pedophiles to run rampant was a problem, etc.

Hell, one admin even replaced the main page with a cuss filled rant against Jimbo for daring to remove the excessive porn. If you think that is acceptable behavior, then you can refer to such mentality as exactly why you were removed from being a Steward.

You said "all". That can be parsed one of two ways and I guess you parsed it one, and I the other.

As for replacing the main page with a cuss filled rant, of course that's not acceptable behavior.

If you want to pursue this further I suggest a separate thread.

[CharlotteWebb]

Be glad I just realized Rjd0060 and Rd232 are spelled differently. Otherwise I'd feel compelled to nominate the previously conflated person(s) for top honors.

[Ottava]

I don't think there is really any Wikipedian that deserves it this year.

Instead, can we give it to all of the Commons admin and the Stewards who abused their ops to try and keep the excessive porn?


I think they deserve it for their extreme political ideology, their jeopardizing any credibility the WMF may have, and for being just overall dirt bags who will say whatever to defend stolen porn images possibly of children while simultaneously accusing Google of being evil for taking pictures of their homes without permission.

Pinning that C.F. on the Commons admins and stewards as a class? I call BS.

Please read before responding.

I specified those who abused their ops. There were many - those who wheel warred in deletions, blocking those who complained, blocking those who merely pointed out that allowing pedophiles to run rampant was a problem, etc.

Hell, one admin even replaced the main page with a cuss filled rant against Jimbo for daring to remove the excessive porn. If you think that is acceptable behavior, then you can refer to such mentality as exactly why you were removed from being a Steward.

You said "all". That can be parsed one of two ways and I guess you parsed it one, and I the other.

As for replacing the main page with a cuss filled rant, of course that's not acceptable behavior.

If you want to pursue this further I suggest a separate thread.

"all of the Commons admin and the Stewards who"

There is only one way to parse it.

This is the appropriate place to bring up such things and you know it, so stop trollng.



Herschelkrustofsky, please add Lar to the list for being a complete douche who is trying to defend the undefendable. Even in his castrated state he is still the same outrageous prick. I think he should be next to Gmaxwell and the others.

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[thekohser]

Nihiltres and Joseph Reagle each deserve some sort of nomination for "off-Wikipedia Kool-Aid stirring".

[Peter Damian]

I think that manic WikiLawyers, Porn Protectors, and Knob Polishers can all be subsumed under the general DICK category.

And the recently discovered category of bottom-wipers?

Nihiltres and Joseph Reagle each deserve some sort of nomination for "off-Wikipedia Kool-Aid stirring".

I was just about to nominate Reagle, and there you were. Seconded.

[Peter Damian]

Furthermore, I absolutely think Cirt should be put up for the DICK award.

Seconded

[Herschelkrustofsky]

I'd feel better if certain people were excluded from winning multiple awards.

I can see your point, but it's important to remember that we are competing with the Oscars, the Tonys, the Emmys, and the Grammys. There is no tradition at those pageants that forbids a strong contestant from winning year after year. Plus, we have many new members of the academy here who have not yet exercised their franchise. If they want the exquisite thrill of casting a vote for David Gerard, I don't want to stand in their way.

On the other hand, it would be disappointing if the thing got too monotonous. For example, are Cla68 and Giano the only rank-and-file Wikipedians who possess any Cojones? If this were the year he ran for ArbCom, I would nominate the Fat Man, but his latest activity is mainly just rambunctious.

[Herschelkrustofsky]

Herschelkrustofsky, please add Lar to the list for being a complete douche who is trying to defend the undefendable.

Which list?

[Herschelkrustofsky]

I would nominate Victim of Censorship for cojones, but is there a requirement for a 'fixed abode' over there?

I go by many names... but Joehazelton (T-C-L-K-R-D) was one of my wikinames.

OK, Peter, do you want to nominate Joehazelton? It should be based on on-Wiki activity, of course, not based on Vic's sweet and sentimental essays here at the Review.

[Herschelkrustofsky]

And the recently discovered category of bottom-wipers?

Nihiltres and Joseph Reagle each deserve some sort of nomination for "off-Wikipedia Kool-Aid stirring".

I was just about to nominate Reagle, and there you were. Seconded.

Those guys are our competition in the criticism biz, although of course, we wield the Sword of Righteousness, whereas they brandish the Lips and Tongue of Obsequiousness.


The Nominees thus far are

WP:DICK of Distinction:
Baseball Bugs (T-C-L-K-R-D)
Cirt (T-C-L-K-R-D)
Coffee (T-C-L-K-R-D)
Georgewilliamherbert (T-C-L-K-R-D)
Rlvese (T-C-L-K-R-D)
Sandstein (T-C-L-K-R-D)
Smashville (T-C-L-K-R-D)
Tanthalas39 (T-C-L-K-R-D)
Tiptoety (T-C-L-K-R-D)


The Tag-Team Event:

Miss Incongeniality:
IronDuke (T-C-L-K-R-D)


the Straight Shooter:
Juliancolton (T-C-L-K-R-D)
Scott Macdonald (T-C-L-K-R-D) née Doc glascow (T-C-L-K-R-D)


the Cojones de latón:
Cla68 (T-C-L-K-R-D)
GiacomoReturned (T-C-L-K-R-D) née Giano (T-C-L-K-R-D)

[SB_Johnny]

I think that manic WikiLawyers, Porn Protectors, and Knob Polishers can all be subsumed under the general DICK category. I don't want to make things too elaborate, and plus the construction of the actual voting poll is extremely labor-intensive as it is.

Perhaps there should just be a second thread for TWOT of distinction with lots more categories.

[Ottava]

Herschelkrustofsky, please add Lar to the list for being a complete douche who is trying to defend the undefendable.

Which list?

Miss Incongeniality seems about right. That is where all the people trying to justify the porn or defend those who abused their ops to defend it belong. Add Gmaxwell, Thogo, Shoemaker's Holiday, Kameraad Pjotr, Mercy, Abigor, Mattbuck, etc.


Or you could just list all the Commons porno fiends as one big tag team, as they did take over the Commons IRC channel to organize their offense.

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[CharlotteWebb]

Herschelkrustofsky, please add Lar to the list for being a complete douche who is trying to defend the undefendable. Even in his castrated state he is still the same outrageous prick. I think he should be next to Gmaxwell and the others.

Hey now, Greg doesn't deserve all that.

[A Horse With No Name]

For example, are Cla68 and Giano the only rank-and-file Wikipedians who possess any Cojones?

As a matter of fact...

Malleus Fatuorum has made a Wiki career of stepping on the right toes. He deserves praise.

A real under-the-radar type is the Australian editor Johnfos, who fights a good fight on renewable energy issues.

For the other categories:

Dick of Distinction: TenPoundHammer (you don't need to ask why).

Tag-Team: Risker and Rlvese, due primarily to Risker's slimy block of an IP editor that called attention to Rlvese's plagiarism.

[Peter Damian]

For example, are Cla68 and Giano the only rank-and-file Wikipedians who possess any Cojones?

As a matter of fact...

Malleus Fatuorum has made a Wiki career of stepping on the right toes. He deserves praise.

A real under-the-radar type is the Australian editor Johnfos, who fights a good fight on renewable energy issues.

For the other categories:

Dick of Distinction: TenPoundHammer (you don't need to ask why).

Tag-Team: Risker and Rlvese, due primarily to Risker's slimy block of an IP editor that called attention to Rlvese's plagiarism.

Agree with all of these (esp. the slimy part). Except Ten pound hammer. who he?