OK folks. right now it's about 9 PM my time, or 3 AM UTC, or 2 PM in Sydney. We're going to try this again in half an hour... My plan is that it'll work this-a-way:
9:30 PM - board will go offline
10:00 PM - board homepage will be replaced with a temporary static HTML page
11:00 PM - database restored, board back online, everything hopefully back to normal
With any luck, I can get the database fixed, re-uploaded and restored in about 30 minutes - but I don't want to make any promises, guarantees, etc.
Sorry again for the inconvenience, folks!