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[thekohser]

This guy's contributions are hilarious to me. I can see him sitting around his apartment, watching game shows, his copy of Barely Legal in the bathroom next to the kitchen, eating Doritos and editing Wikipedia.

Where did he disappear to? He embodies the spirit of Wikipedia. We need him back again.

Just look at his encyclopedic talent, as he gave birth to one of Wikipedia's 10,000-page-views-per-month articles:

Barely Legal is the name of an adult magazine. It features explicit photos of naked girls, most of whom are between 18 and 23. It is published by Hustler. Most of the girls featured in the magazine are shown using sex toys, spreading their legs out wide, performing lesbian acts, or fingering themselves. Some of them appear to be moaning as well in their pictures. Every issue also includes a "Barely Legal Teen Queen of the Month".

Thankfully, since that day in March 2006, other dedicated Wikipedians have improved the article so that it now includes a sexy cover photo, a link to Larry Flynt's website (he thank$ you, Wikipedians), and not a single reference citation to clutter up the purely indulgent "original research" assessment of the subject:

The magazine features explicit photos of naked young women, all of whom are at least 18 years old. The models are selected and photographed to emphasize their youth. The pictorials do not feature simulated or hardcore sex with men; models either appear by themselves or in groups of two or more women. In each issue, one of the models is singled out as the "Barely Legal Teen Queen of the Month," whose pictorial includes the centerfold.

Each pictorial is accompanied by what purports to be a profile of or interview with the model, although a disclaimer in the fine print of each issue's indicia clearly states that this text is fiction and likely has little to no basis in reality. These profiles tend to pander to the readers' fantasies by portraying the models as somewhat naive and sexually inexperienced, but curious and eager to start satisfying their sexual appetites, especially with the older men who make up the main demographic of the magazine, now that they have reached the age of consent. In addition to the pictorials, most issues feature a letters column with responses (attributed to the models) to readers' comments about the magazine, a few reviews of "legal teen"-themed adult videos, and a sexually explicit short story written in the first person from the point of view of an 18-year-old woman, usually describing her experience of some sort of sexual awakening.

Barely Legal is published 13 times per year by Larry Flynt's Larry Flynt Publications, and is sometimes marketed as Hustler Barely Legal. Hustler Video also produces a Barely Legal line of videos.

Less frequently, LFP publishes Barely Legal Hardcore magazine, which depicts young women engaging in hardcore sex.

[victim of censorship]

This guy's contributions are hilarious to me. I can see him sitting around his apartment, watching game shows, his copy of Barely Legal in the bathroom next to the kitchen, eating Doritos and editing Wikipedia.

Where did he disappear to? He embodies the spirit of Wikipedia. We need him back again.

Just look at his encyclopedic talent, as he gave birth to one of Wikipedia's 10,000-page-views-per-month articles:

Barely Legal is the name of an adult magazine. It features explicit photos of naked girls, most of whom are between 18 and 23. It is published by Hustler. Most of the girls featured in the magazine are shown using sex toys, spreading their legs out wide, performing lesbian acts, or fingering themselves. Some of them appear to be moaning as well in their pictures. Every issue also includes a "Barely Legal Teen Queen of the Month".

Thankfully, since that day in March 2006, other dedicated Wikipedians have improved the article so that it now includes a sexy cover photo, a link to Larry Flynt's website (he thank$ you, Wikipedians), and not a single reference citation to clutter up the purely indulgent "original research" assessment of the subject:

The magazine features explicit photos of naked young women, all of whom are at least 18 years old. The models are selected and photographed to emphasize their youth. The pictorials do not feature simulated or hardcore sex with men; models either appear by themselves or in groups of two or more women. In each issue, one of the models is singled out as the "Barely Legal Teen Queen of the Month," whose pictorial includes the centerfold.

Each pictorial is accompanied by what purports to be a profile of or interview with the model, although a disclaimer in the fine print of each issue's indicia clearly states that this text is fiction and likely has little to no basis in reality. These profiles tend to pander to the readers' fantasies by portraying the models as somewhat naive and sexually inexperienced, but curious and eager to start satisfying their sexual appetites, especially with the older men who make up the main demographic of the magazine, now that they have reached the age of consent. In addition to the pictorials, most issues feature a letters column with responses (attributed to the models) to readers' comments about the magazine, a few reviews of "legal teen"-themed adult videos, and a sexually explicit short story written in the first person from the point of view of an 18-year-old woman, usually describing her experience of some sort of sexual awakening.

Barely Legal is published 13 times per year by Larry Flynt's Larry Flynt Publications, and is sometimes marketed as Hustler Barely Legal. Hustler Video also produces a Barely Legal line of videos.

Less frequently, LFP publishes Barely Legal Hardcore magazine, which depicts young women engaging in hardcore sex.

Yeah!!! school children, at school libraries, where Wikipedia is not filtered, really can benefit from the knowledge that Larry Flnyt publishes Hustler, and Barely Legal Porno magazines... As JIMMY sezs..."the sum of all human knowledge" as kids learn what "Urolagnia" is all about.

This post has been edited by victim of censorship: Thu 8th September 2011, 3:28pm

[The Joy]

This guy's contributions are hilarious to me. I can see him sitting around his apartment, watching game shows, his copy of Barely Legal in the bathroom next to the kitchen, eating Doritos and editing Wikipedia.

Where did he disappear to? He embodies the spirit of Wikipedia. We need him back again.

Just look at his encyclopedic talent, as he gave birth to one of Wikipedia's 10,000-page-views-per-month articles:

Barely Legal is the name of an adult magazine. It features explicit photos of naked girls, most of whom are between 18 and 23. It is published by Hustler. Most of the girls featured in the magazine are shown using sex toys, spreading their legs out wide, performing lesbian acts, or fingering themselves. Some of them appear to be moaning as well in their pictures. Every issue also includes a "Barely Legal Teen Queen of the Month".

Thankfully, since that day in March 2006, other dedicated Wikipedians have improved the article so that it now includes a sexy cover photo, a link to Larry Flynt's website (he thank$ you, Wikipedians), and not a single reference citation to clutter up the purely indulgent "original research" assessment of the subject:

The magazine features explicit photos of naked young women, all of whom are at least 18 years old. The models are selected and photographed to emphasize their youth. The pictorials do not feature simulated or hardcore sex with men; models either appear by themselves or in groups of two or more women. In each issue, one of the models is singled out as the "Barely Legal Teen Queen of the Month," whose pictorial includes the centerfold.

Each pictorial is accompanied by what purports to be a profile of or interview with the model, although a disclaimer in the fine print of each issue's indicia clearly states that this text is fiction and likely has little to no basis in reality. These profiles tend to pander to the readers' fantasies by portraying the models as somewhat naive and sexually inexperienced, but curious and eager to start satisfying their sexual appetites, especially with the older men who make up the main demographic of the magazine, now that they have reached the age of consent. In addition to the pictorials, most issues feature a letters column with responses (attributed to the models) to readers' comments about the magazine, a few reviews of "legal teen"-themed adult videos, and a sexually explicit short story written in the first person from the point of view of an 18-year-old woman, usually describing her experience of some sort of sexual awakening.

Barely Legal is published 13 times per year by Larry Flynt's Larry Flynt Publications, and is sometimes marketed as Hustler Barely Legal. Hustler Video also produces a Barely Legal line of videos.

Less frequently, LFP publishes Barely Legal Hardcore magazine, which depicts young women engaging in hardcore sex.

Yeah!!! school children, at school libraries, where Wikipedia is not filtered, really can benefit from the knowledge that Larry Flnyt publishes Hustler, and Barely Legal Porno magazines... As JIMMY sezs..."the sum of all human knowledge" as kids learn what "Urolagnia" is all about.

Point of order: Public schools and public libraries in the United States receiving federal funding are required to filter explicit content and pornography under the Children's Internet Protection Act. Schools would have to filter parts of Wikipedia depending on grade and age levels in order to comply with this law. Even if a public school or library does not receive federal funding and is not bound by the law, there are local, state, and federal laws regarding viewing sexually explicit material in public (and if someone is... um... "enjoying" the content publicly, that's another mark against him/her). Public schools and public libraries usually have a user's agreement people have to sign or acknowledge that allows him or her to use the institution's services. Minors below the age of 18 have to have a parent/guardian to sign them as well. These agreements usually say "Don't use our computers to look at explicit content or you will be sanctioned severely!"