NonvocalScream realized that he/she was a doofus, and
thus closed his/her own AfD early, as a Keep.
Quick eyeball of the "Delete" votes shows our rogue's gallery of the most brain-deficient characters on Wikipedia:
Calton "Everything is spam"
BollickGuy "Riding to restore havoc"
ChapmanPhil "The Chill"
SandiferMichael "Der President asks, 'Mommy, is my Swiss cocoa hot now?'"
BimmlerWhat a lonely patrol, out on point, completely fragged by not just the rest of their company, but the whole regiment.
Too funny. Congratulations, dipwads!
Greg