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QUOTE(thekohser @ Fri 8th October 2010, 10:42am)  I don't know how Horsey and I missed this, but since the summer of 2008, Sara Crouse has headed up the Foundation's "Partnerships and Foundation Relations" program. I think we have a winner of the "Most Fetching WMF'er" award, if there is such a thing. Yeah, but being the Most Fetching WMF'er is like being the Tallest Building in Boise, Idaho -- really, what's the competition? But speaking of saliva-provoking blondes, how about some strategy sessions on luring Lara back to the WR cave? (IMG: smilys0b23ax56/default/evilgrin.gif) |
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QUOTE(thekohser @ Fri 8th October 2010, 12:57pm) QUOTE(Milton Roe @ Fri 8th October 2010, 10:57am)
Considering that every pore fills my entire screen …
Yes, that might be something that the Wikimedia Foundation might want to reconsider. Are the gigantic image files of staff members really that necessary? I mean, there is a huge difference between this and this. Do we really need all that information? NSFL !!! Jon (IMG: http://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss273/metasonix/vomit.gif) |
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QUOTE(Somey @ Fri 8th October 2010, 10:15pm) And apparently she has a dog named Pumpkin, who is also very cute. Ja ... is that "fluffy" and cute ... ruff-ruff! Well, for God's sake don't tell the Wikipedians, they be after it for a picture to illustrate some sexual perversion. |
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Depending on your, uh, tastes, another of the WMF's fairly attractive female staffers is Parul Vora, whose title is "Interaction Designer - Wikipedia Usability Project." (IMG: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a6/Parul_Vora_May_2009.jpg/200px-Parul_Vora_May_2009.jpg) This is the same Parul Vora who appears on this page, home of the "Erotic Computation Group" - apparently an offshoot of the MIT Media Lab, of all things: QUOTE The Erotic Computation Group seeks creative, hard-working, team-oriented, and sexually competent graduate students. Successful applicants possess varied skills in computer programming, electrical engineering, and mechanical engineering. Special sexual abilities are also important assets. You just can't make this stuff up! (IMG: smilys0b23ax56/default/laugh.gif) Ms. Vora's thesis for this group was entitled Sex in the Global Community:QUOTE Overpopulation is fundamentally a sexual issue; a significant modification to worldwide sexual practices is the only way to check global population growth before humans exceed the earth's carrying capacity. By developing advanced, inexpensive prophylactics that enhance the sex act rather than detracting from it, Parul hopes to put a cap on the burgeoning world population and prevent our dwindling nonrenewable resources from being utterly depleted. Holy shit! I'M IN LOVE! (IMG: smilys0b23ax56/default/wub.gif) |
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QUOTE(Somey @ Fri 8th October 2010, 11:50pm) Ms. Vora's thesis for this group was entitled Sex in the Global Community:QUOTE Overpopulation is fundamentally a sexual issue; a significant modification to worldwide sexual practices is the only way to check global population growth before humans exceed the earth's carrying capacity. By developing advanced, inexpensive prophylactics that enhance the sex act rather than detracting from it, Parul hopes to put a cap on the burgeoning world population and prevent our dwindling nonrenewable resources from being utterly depleted. Holy shit! I'M IN LOVE! (IMG: smilys0b23ax56/default/wub.gif) So, Somey, I take it you're into rubber[s]? As far as theses go, it seems about on a par with this one. |
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QUOTE(Somey @ Fri 8th October 2010, 11:50pm) This is the same Parul Vora who appears on this page, home of the "Erotic Computation Group" - apparently an offshoot of the MIT Media Lab, of all things: QUOTE The Erotic Computation Group seeks creative, hard-working, team-oriented, and sexually competent graduate students. Successful applicants possess varied skills in computer programming, electrical engineering, and mechanical engineering. Special sexual abilities are also important assets. You just can't make this stuff up! (IMG: smilys0b23ax56/default/laugh.gif) Ms. Vora's thesis for this group was entitled Sex in the Global Community:QUOTE Overpopulation is fundamentally a sexual issue; a significant modification to worldwide sexual practices is the only way to check global population growth before humans exceed the earth's carrying capacity. By developing advanced, inexpensive prophylactics that enhance the sex act rather than detracting from it, Parul hopes to put a cap on the burgeoning world population and prevent our dwindling nonrenewable resources from being utterly depleted. What utter garbage. A better way to "prevent resources from being depleted" would be to shut down the bullshit-spewing (and now, apparently, semen-spewing) MIT Media Lab. And as for Sara Crouse: she needs to see a better hairdresser. Dark roots, bad! This post has been edited by EricBarbour: |
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