`Twas Jayjg, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and edit in the diffs:
All sysop were the permablocks,
And the userboxes tiffs.


"Beware the vandalbots, my man!
The socks that write, the trolls that catch!
Revere the arbcom nerds, and ban
The frumious Bandersnatch!"


He took his barnstar then in hand:
Each newbie then he wikistalked --
So jousted he with meatpuppetry,
He disambigged, he blocked.


And, as in mergist thought he stood,
The vandalbot, with three reverts,
Came wikifying through the wood,
With fancruft in its skirts!


One, two! One, two! And through and through
His POV went snicker-snack!
He left a stub, and with his club
He went galumphing back.