Greg, I believe you have stumbled on the solution to Wikipedia's problems.
Replace
notable with
noticeable.
So many problems with inclusions just disappear.
"He should have an article in Wikipedia! There are lotsa blog posts and stuff!"
Wikipedia would then live down to its full potential.
If there is a lot of opposition to this idea, simply substitute
annoying for
notable.
Then I'd qualify for a BLP easily.