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Following on naturally from the Toilet paper orientation topic, I propose a ... (probably another) ... "How can they allow this shit? Category".

Well, how about ... Chocoball Mukai?

No, not a thing, per se, but a male pornographic actor whose claim to fame is apparently the resemblance of his dark brown scrotum to a Chocoball candy.

Fine ... right ... highly notable to some I suppose ... and I am by no means expert in Oriental male appendages ... but count the 6 deadlinks and blog sites!?!

What I think of some of the shit some arsehole admins who read these forums have put us through over perfectly formed or academic references and entirely apt discussion, I have to wonder ... what is going on over there and how can they allow this shit into their laughable "sum of all human knowledge"?

Sadly, the topic is unreferenced by a photograph and so this could help you to imagine ...

Alternatively, for the boys, straight off prime time TV ...

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Just so you get the weight of these reliable citations ...

Posted by: Timmy on Apr 17, 2008 - 05:28 PM

Bonking can make you muscle-bound for free, Japan's original macho man porn star Chocoball Mukai tells Spa!.

"We build up our bodies every time we have sex," the 42-year-old stick flick star tells Spa! "Depending on the position you adopt, the part of the body you build up is going to be different. Take the missionary position. Instead of lying on top of the woman, support yourself by your arms and do push-ups instead."

Chocoball appears in pictures accompanying the article together with a young starlet where they demonstrate what he explains. For the missionary position, he has straightened his back and arms and is ready to thrust by flexing his biceps and forearms instead of grinding his hips. Guys can still get a free workout in a number of ways with the woman riding atop, Chocoball notes for the men's weekly.

Stomach crunches become possible if the guy keeps his legs parallel to the ground and stretches up to fondle, lick or kiss the breasts, thus working on the upper abdominal muscles. To give the lower abs a workout, lie flat down and raise the legs airwards, Chocoball advises.

Arguably, Chocoball's best-known position is what the Japanese call the ekiben, where the standing man holds the woman up, while she wraps her arms around his neck. The ekiben gets its name from the large trays attendants sling around their neck and support with their arms on both sides that they use to carry ekiben boxed lunches sold at train stations.

Chocoball says the key to making this position a cheap workout to build up muscles lies in supporting the woman by holding her thighs and using the arms to move her up and down.