First, I'd sit behind my big desk and put my feet up on it.
After a good toe-wiggle:
- Eliminate IP editing entirely.
- Establish a tier of editors.
— Anonymous editors with accounts
— Identity-verified editors (credit card verification or some such simple system)
— Trusted Editors (length of membership, degree of involvement, reviewed edits)
— Editorial Board members (paid staff, greatly expanded under my regime) - Establish a tiered system of edits.
— Edits confirmed by the Editorial Board (go up first and stay)
— Edits by Trusted Editors (go up after a review by another Trusted Editor)
— Edits by identity-verified editors (held for 24 hours, then placed in article with flag)
— Edits by anonymous members (submitted to pool of identity-verified editors) - Delete all biographies of people not dead at least twenty years.
- Forbid the coverage of current events.
- Hire some editorial staff from all those newspapers going out of business.
- Contract out the writing of a style guide and deep-six the MOS.
- Enhance certain edits with flags you can turn off or on to display these or not
— Content illegal in certain countries
— Content deemed offensive to certain large groups of people
— Content of a 'mature' nature
— Spoilers - License some content such as rights to display some photos not available for free.
- Establish a separate Board for creation of content by experts in the field.
Also:
Fire the Arbcom.
Eliminate most of the drama boards.
Unlock a whole buncha IP addresses.
Drum out any employees who fail to pass a 'common sense' test.
Finally:
Pay a visit to Jimbo Wales, and hand him a gold watch. 'Go home and raise your kid, son.'
This post has been edited by Zoloft: Sun 6th February 2011, 5:59am