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Peter Damian
post Sat 5th February 2011, 8:16am
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Picking up on something Eva said here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Iri...12#Wikipedia_II which has affinities with some of the stuff what was discussed here http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?s=&sh...ndpost&p=267006

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Zoloft
post Sun 6th February 2011, 5:51am
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First, I'd sit behind my big desk and put my feet up on it.

After a good toe-wiggle:
  • Eliminate IP editing entirely.
  • Establish a tier of editors.
    — Anonymous editors with accounts
    — Identity-verified editors (credit card verification or some such simple system)
    — Trusted Editors (length of membership, degree of involvement, reviewed edits)
    — Editorial Board members (paid staff, greatly expanded under my regime)
  • Establish a tiered system of edits.
    — Edits confirmed by the Editorial Board (go up first and stay)
    — Edits by Trusted Editors (go up after a review by another Trusted Editor)
    — Edits by identity-verified editors (held for 24 hours, then placed in article with flag)
    — Edits by anonymous members (submitted to pool of identity-verified editors)
  • Delete all biographies of people not dead at least twenty years.
  • Forbid the coverage of current events.
  • Hire some editorial staff from all those newspapers going out of business.
  • Contract out the writing of a style guide and deep-six the MOS.
  • Enhance certain edits with flags you can turn off or on to display these or not
    — Content illegal in certain countries
    — Content deemed offensive to certain large groups of people
    — Content of a 'mature' nature
    — Spoilers
  • License some content such as rights to display some photos not available for free.
  • Establish a separate Board for creation of content by experts in the field.
Also:
Fire the Arbcom.
Eliminate most of the drama boards.
Unlock a whole buncha IP addresses.
Drum out any employees who fail to pass a 'common sense' test.

Finally:
Pay a visit to Jimbo Wales, and hand him a gold watch. 'Go home and raise your kid, son.'

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post Sun 6th February 2011, 7:32am
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QUOTE(Zoloft @ Sat 5th February 2011, 11:51pm) *

Delete all biographies of people not dead at least twenty years.


Like Noble prize winners, presidents, Ronald Reagan, Michael Jackson and Frank Zappa? Why would anyone read an encyclopedia like that?
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post Sun 6th February 2011, 8:37am
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QUOTE(radek @ Sat 5th February 2011, 11:32pm) *

QUOTE(Zoloft @ Sat 5th February 2011, 11:51pm) *

Delete all biographies of people not dead at least twenty years.


Like Noble prize winners, presidents, Ronald Reagan, Michael Jackson and Frank Zappa? Why would anyone read an encyclopedia like that?

For fewer lies, perhaps.

It's my encyclopedia, anyway.

What's yours?
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Peter Damian   If you owned Wikipedia   Sat 5th February 2011, 8:16am
thekohser   Eva's a bit delusional, though:   Sat 5th February 2011, 12:42pm
Eva Destruction   Eva's a bit delusional, though: A lot of b...   Sat 5th February 2011, 9:56pm
thekohser   A lot of big ifs there, but in the unlikely event...   Sat 5th February 2011, 10:25pm
radek   Picking up on something Eva said here http://en.w...   Sun 6th February 2011, 1:19am
radek   Picking up on something Eva said here http://en.w...   Sun 6th February 2011, 1:30am
EricBarbour   -_-   Sun 6th February 2011, 1:33am
Text   Delete everything and use the servers as hosts for...   Sun 6th February 2011, 1:46am
radek   Delete everything and use the servers as hosts fo...   Sun 6th February 2011, 2:05am
victim of censorship   Delete everything and use the servers as hosts fo...   Sun 6th February 2011, 3:27am
radek   Picking up on something Eva said here http://en.w...   Sun 6th February 2011, 2:15am
Kelly Martin   Also I'd perma ban any grad students from edit...   Sun 6th February 2011, 3:16am
radek   Also I'd perma ban any grad students from edi...   Sun 6th February 2011, 3:29am
Kelly Martin   The ratio of "things they think they know...   Sun 6th February 2011, 3:38am
radek   The ratio of "things they think they know...   Sun 6th February 2011, 3:40am
Zoloft   First, I'd sit behind my big desk and put my f...   Sun 6th February 2011, 5:51am
radek   [quote name='radek' post='267584' date='Sat 5th F...   Sun 6th February 2011, 9:09am
WikiWatch   [*] Delete all biographies of people not dead at ...   Sun 6th February 2011, 9:12am
victim of censorship   First, I'd sit behind my big desk and put my ...   Sun 6th February 2011, 10:47pm
EricBarbour   -_- -_- (Stop talking about taking over, and do...   Sun 6th February 2011, 9:13am
Zoloft   -_- -_- (Stop talking about taking over, and d...   Mon 7th February 2011, 1:26am
Cedric   Was this meant to be a trick question? The answer...   Sun 6th February 2011, 6:35pm
Brutus   If I owned Wikipedia, I'd probably do the same...   Tue 8th February 2011, 8:57am


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