QUOTE(Number Six @ Thu 15th March 2012, 11:41pm)
QUOTE(Ottava @ Thu 15th March 2012, 11:07pm)
...all the variations in white penii.
Technically, that should be penes
. But of course you know that already.
Why all this shilly-shallying around? Why not just say "trouser snakes" or "love truncheons"? You people. And as for all that legalistic stuff and politically-correct warbling all you have to do is require each "staff of power" to sign a declaration that it isn't anti-gay, anti-German or anti-black, and ban the use of colour photography.