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In the event that you do not send me your intro and question info, we'll go online to research you. You should imagine us asking you this in our best Clint Eastwood voice:
"I know what you're thinking. What's in my Wikipedia entry? Is it accurate? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement of getting ready for Mid-Ohio-Con, I never got around to fact-checking it. But being as how it's in Wikipedia, the most powerful misinformation engine in the world, and could blow your rep clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk!"
In another media mention, tonight's Simpsons episode had villain Sideshow Bob rushing to check a fact on Wikipedia to settle an argument with Lisa about the wording of a Shakespearean quote.