QUOTE(Somey @ Wed 23rd April 2008, 9:59pm)
QUOTE(sarcasticidealist @ Wed 23rd April 2008, 2:02pm)
There's no cure-all for the BLP problems (except for abolishing Wikipedia, which I understand is the solution advocated by some of you).
Wrong. You didn't mention an opt-out policy, which
would effectively fix the entire problem, at least of unwarranted defamation.
All other "solutions" are merely band-aid compromises proposed by Wikipedians who live in abject fear of losing total control over biographies, and by extension, Wikipedia's usefulness as a revenge platform.
The only issue is who gets to opt out - that's what the "Dead Tree" proposal (and the "NOB" in "OO/NOB") is for. Combine the two, and you've solved it, completely.
Well, I was thinking of a modification, which is a bit like the T.H. White "EVERYTHING NOT FORBIDDEN IS COMPULSORY!" rule (from
The Once and Future King, rules for the ant colony). This will save a lot of work. The problem is that there are non-dead-tree notable people who will think of WP as some kind of Who's Who, and will want a bio even if it's not dead-tree non-optional. If you give people options they're going to screw up. When they get their Bio, they'll discover it's not in their total control and is mutable, and then we'll have Dwama, which we don't need. We tend to think it will serve the noobs right for being such naifs, but there's always the Doc Glascow type who wakes up (Oliver Sachs Awakenings-style) after three years of COMA* and says "My God, I'm actually in a horrible place!" So then we all have to deal with thousands of these Rip Van Googles.
It's a lot easier if we just say: Dead-Tree-Famous?--- you can't opt out, so don't ask. Not that famous, but still breathing? You can't even opt
IN-- WP is WP:NOT Who's Who. If you like, Bio yourself on your Blog if you're that much of a narcissist,
but don't bother US on WP. We have an encyclopedia to write, and you can't watch your bio all the time (sleep is needed) and we can't watch if for you (ditto), and if you've done something interesting, it's probably going to be in WP on its own account, and we don't care about where you grew up and who your parents were. Save
that for your OBIT. On the other hand, if you're the President of the United States, or something, you're immune to satire anyway, by now. If
Lil' Bush didn't get you, nothing on WP will. That's the whole point of the dead-tree rule: it we make it a general encyclopedia dead-tree rule, it selects out people who are SO famous, they really are satire bullet-proof. And there you are.
-- Milt
* And, inquiring minds want to know, what the hell was Doc's own Glascow Score (
http://rnbob.tripod.com/glascow.htm ) most of the time, all those years? I'm guessing about... three.