Yeah, rye-it …
Jon
Full Version: De-Programming 101 : Remedial Summer Session
I don't actually have the time to waste on you losers anymore, but I thought that maybe this nudge-nudge wink-wink kick in the shins would at least serve to push one or two of you non-terminal brain duds over the edge of consciousness.
Yeah, rye-it …
Jon
Yeah, rye-it …
Jon
What have we done this time? 
QUOTE(wikiwhistle @ Tue 13th May 2008, 8:10am) 
What have we done this time?
Oh, I was using "you" in the Plural Indefinite Clueless Addressee (PICA) sense of "you know who you are but have probably shelved your shelf-awareness of shoe fittingness through many long years of warping your feet to fit more fashist shoes".
I was going to start a list that others could extend, but ran out of time for the task …
Jon
QUOTE(Jon Awbrey @ Tue 13th May 2008, 7:54am)
I don't actually have the time to waste on you losers anymore,
A common retort from people who don't actually have a good logical argument against what others are saying. JzG resorts to it a lot. It's often used in conjunction with fake "retirements" from a site that don't last long.
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Top Ten Deadly Warning Signs Your Brain Is Washed
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Do You Find Yourself …
Using the language of the oppressor to describe every critical situation
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Dynamic List of Examples for the Especially Clueless
Exhibit 1
QUOTE(Peter Damian @ Tue 13th May 2008, 2:51am)
Much of the criticism of Wikipedia review is that it is a collection of trolls who simply couldn't get along with Wikipedia however ever hard they tried, they are a bunch of losers &c &c. Getting unblocked, whether or not you contribute to Wikipedia, is a point of honour for the forum.
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Jon
P.S. Sorry I can't do these in good comedic fashion with the top banana last, but I'll just have to list them as they come to mind and maybe we can order them later.
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Do You Find Yourself …
Using the value system of the oppressor to evaluate the conditions of your existence
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Dynamic List of Examples for the Especially Clueless
Exhibit 1
QUOTE(Peter Damian @ Tue 13th May 2008, 2:51am)
Much of the criticism of Wikipedia review is that it is a collection of trolls who simply couldn't get along with Wikipedia however ever hard they tried, they are a bunch of losers &c &c. Getting unblocked, whether or not you contribute to Wikipedia, is a point of honour for the forum.
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Jon
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Do You Find Yourself …
Constantly using the words "point of honour" to describe acts of utter self-abasement
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Dynamic List of Examples for the Especially Clueless
Exhibit 1
QUOTE(Peter Damian @ Tue 13th May 2008, 2:51am)
Much of the criticism of Wikipedia review is that it is a collection of trolls who simply couldn't get along with Wikipedia however ever hard they tried, they are a bunch of losers &c &c. Getting unblocked, whether or not you contribute to Wikipedia, is a point of honour for the forum.
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Jon
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Top Ten Deadly Warning Signs Your Brain Is Washed
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Do You Find Yourself …
Mystified by your inability to rationalize the irrational acts perpetrated by agents of oppression
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Dynamic List of Examples for the Especially Clueless
Exhibit 1
QUOTE(Moulton @ Wed 14th May 2008, 11:45am)
It's Kafkaesque and Orwellian.
And also very confusing.
As I understand it, KillerChihuahua executed an indef-block on 9/11, without going for a community ban via the Community Sanction Noticeboard, which (as I understand it) would have brought in the wider community, beyond the WikiClique on Intelligent Design.
What FeloniousMonk put up on my User Page suggests that my status has now changed from indef-blocked to site-ban. Am I reading that correctly? Did my status change? And if so when and how?
Exhibit 2
QUOTE(Moulton @ Wed 14th May 2008, 1:54pm)
Hrmm …
I confess I don't quite understand the concept of "fake policies" on a prominent site that purports to be a responsible encyclopedia.
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Jon
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Do You Find Yourself …
Having difficulty understanding the concept of a "show trial"
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Dynamic List of Examples for the Especially Clueless
Exhibit 1
Not to mention a "show trial" within a "show trial"
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Be careful what you pretend to wish for
Jon
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Top Ten Deadly Warning Signs Your Brain Is Washed
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Do You Find Yourself …
Sincerely and seriously confused about the fact that some of your coop-mates are always chewing on your legs and never seem to lay any eggs
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Dynamic List of Examples for the Especially Clueless
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Cluck, Cluck, Cluck, AAACCCKKK!!!!!!!!!
Jon
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Top Ten Deadly Warning Signs Your Brain Is Washed
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Do You Find Yourself …
One step short of a stairway to heaven
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Dynamic List of Examples for the Especially Clueless
Exhibit 1
And a bridge too far for a twelve step program
Jon
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Do You Find Yourself …
Thinking that happiness is a warm gun …
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Dynamic List of Examples for the Especially Clueless
Exhibit 1
… to the head ???
Jon
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If You Can Read This Without Barfing
Seek Professional Help Immediately
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