Where else can you easily and reliably find lists like big breasted porn stars and Scandals of the 2004 Summer Olympics? Hmm?

Sometimes you just gotta hand it to Wikipedia.

I'm eagarly looking forward to Scandals of the 2008 Summer Olympics.

(PS. just in case you missed it, that url was http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_boobs)

How about this little (huge) gem from that list.

Pffft. At 20lbs each, her back is going to be wrecked in 10 years time

Probably already is, if she stands up much. Perhaps that is the saving grace of her career.

If anyone wants to be put off sex for life, her entry on a rival wiki should do the trick. Not safe for work. Or sanity.

...except a lot of at a glance unsourced BLP stuff in there. Someone feel like gutting?

So which of the contributors is Guy?

Maxi is proof there is too much of a good thing. Anything more than a DD is ridiculous.

Where the hell would you find a surgeon prepared to fit "polypropylene string breast implants, which irritate the breast tissue, causing them to grow continuously as they fill with fluid"? And why would anyone invent such a thing?

I've wondered the same thing - where do these disturbed people find plastic surgeons willing to mutilate them? There's also illegal pumping.

Ok, now I'm really disappointed.

I read this title and expected some 2008 scandals, involving big breasted persons.

And I find a link to big breast lists a la JzG™ and the 2004 Olympic Scandal list™.



THIS is false advertising guys.

I....... want my money back.

Well, we already have the Spanish Cyclist who took her drug test,a and immediately left the country without waiting for the result...

Seduced by instant payment. For some of these guys, "plastic surgeon" has more than one meaning.

Well according to the arrticle on the subject they were lebgal for about a year.

A corpulent online acquaintance is currently engaged in an important, policy-related discussion.

Will you guys be able to watch his back?

I'm more interested in the CANVASSING of like-minded people by Jayjg on Wiki-en-L

For which he justly gets his ass kicked:

http://lists.wikimedia.org/pipermail/wikie...ber/087762.html

But golly, since there's no Kabal, this wasn't supposed to even be possible, so why is Jayjg even asking for it.

"I'm going to attempt to fix Messianic Judaism, as somebody has removed the criticism from it! Watch my back ... I'm GOING IN!!!"

Thank you for keeping us abreast on this important discussion. I know I enjoyed it.

My god!! A litre per implant, and that's subglandular, too

Guys - honest question: does anyone seriously consider that aesthetically pleasing in any way?? It has to have been absolute agony to have done and the result is as utterly fake as can possibly be. Ewww.

Any more then a handful/mouthful is a waste, I say. Well, unless you're going to use them to break various objects, like this woman did on America's Got Talent.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Busty_Heart

Personally I hate fake.

god no.

Well, thank you for that, Fozzie. That neatly brings things to the next level I just witnessed a woman crush beer cans and break boards with her unfeasibly large breasts I'm truly beyond words.

See people; there is a first time for everything.

I'd say any time, Allie... but I have a feeling you'd hurt me (badly) should I ever do such a thing ever again.

I like this line from the Olympic scandal article- "Although the Turkish government has agreed to investigate whether Sahbaz used the banned substance knowingly or not, they have labeled her as totally irresponsible."

I guess being labled as "totally irresponsible" is worse than actually being found to have used a banned substance.

Absolutely, I agree. Where is the Kohser? we need a poll.

What. The. Fuck?

yeah, that was pretty much my reaction when I saw the ad for America's got Talent with this woman, and someone said "Oh... they have Busty Heart on?

I'm not sure which is more damning - your knowledge of Busty Heart or America's Got Talent??!!

Let me put it this way:

No.

More like I was watching NBC and they showed a commercial for an edition of America's Got Talent that you wouldn't believe, then they showed this woman smashing a six pack of beer with her breasts...... (I don't think I blinked for about 30 seconds while I tried to mentally absorb the picture of a woman smashing things with her body

, and my friend said "oh they have Busty Heart on?" (he had seen her on "The Man Show" previously apparently)

Wiki is really good to look up things you're curious about, but in my case, It was more like "Poor woman.. I'm surprised her back hasn't gone out"

There's more where that came from:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_big-b..._and_performers


At random:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chessie_Moore

No thanks. Watching people who've deformed their bodies to a freak show isn't my cup of tea

There's a good reason why they have Jerry Springer on that show.

The Look on The Hoff's face as she breaks the beer cans is priceless, mind you

No need for a poll. I thought I fairly clearly established last year that Guy Chapman is the ONE HUMAN ON EARTH who is fascinated with these whopping fun-bags. Guy is also the editor Jimmy Wales calls upon to "touch up" biographical articles just before boning the subject. Haven't you been reading WR enough?

And also, he has JzG spray-paint them gold.

Damn, I miss the images.

Ta Daaa;

Concerns over the 2008 Summer Olympics

Breasts aren't just for males. I asked a lesbian friend of mine what she first looks for in another women and her answer was big breasts.

Well, she has disgusting tattoos and disgusting fake breasts... but huge breasts can be very aesthetically pleasing (don't click if you're offended by uncovered breasts), as long as they're not made of plastic or silicone, although I could imagine they may still cause back pain to the women in question. I guess thanks to Krimpet and the like, it wouldn't be possible to discuss such matters anywhere in Wikipedia... suprise surprise, Bedford turned up on that talk page discussion. Whatever the case, Bedford is more deserving of the sysop tools than Krimpet, who edit warred on the main page over that DYK hook and deleted those userboxes without gaining consensus.


Talking of breasts, does anyone think this is a bit weird? Nothing to do with Wikipedia, like, but a curiousity nonetheless.

And I'm not surprised it's more common. Oxytocin, released by nipple stimulation (think of all those nipple-rings) is a powerful brain-active hormone which mediates social attachment. Interestingly, it also causes uterine contractions (and is used for this medically) and this participates both in childbirth (nursing causes contraction--> less bleeding) and in uterine contractions in orgasm, which assist sperm transport. Oxytocin is one of the few hormones whose levesl are affected by orgasm. In any case, the nipple stimulation of sex seems to be socially important in many ways whether orgasm occurs or not. In other primates and other social animals, oxytocin has been studied extensively. For example, it appears that oxytocin makes cats purr, and vice versa. People have boggled at queens (cat moms) in labor, and the fact that they're purring like mad. But it's not that mysterious once you know what's going on.

There are whole books of stuff on this. If there's a human "social bonding" chemical, the female nipple is one of the keys to it.

Think of the milk of human kindness, and that last scene in The Grapes of Wrath (the book), which is frigging brilliant in terms of what the author is getting at (and he didn't even know about oxytocin).

-Uncle Miltie

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Little Britain had a running sketch on the theme.

If Olympians pumped their breastmilk into a milk carton, it might sell better than cow's milk.

That video of an 8 year old breastfeeding is nothing compared to adults breastfeeding off cows.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NvA0CRaEuk

Absolutely agree. Also, I dislike overly large breasts in general. I guess it comes down to how one defines 'overly large'. I prefer Bs and Cs.

Well, that's one way to get fresh milk, but

Is it just me, or does anyone else get the strong impression that both of those kids are going to be Wikipedia admins within the next decade?

i lol'd

grossgrossgross... *shudder*

closed the window when i skipped the video ahead and saw the kid lying there