Theorem. The longest line to a fixed point is tangent to every other curve.

Proof. See pudding.

I propose "Javertians". Is that a better metaphor?

As I recall, Javert acted on principle.

Principle's just another word that Wikipediots have freed from the surly bonds of meaning — that is, within their own domain.

Jon Awbrey

Well, yes. The principle was "Condemned means condemned."

Javert couldn't be bothered with looking into an egregious miscarriage of justice.

Who knows what Jon means? But over at Wikiversity, I am most definitely observing the oblivious.

In fact, for a while I was using a watchdog character named Los Obliviados (a pun on Los Olvidados).

Speaking of puns, Dogbiscuit, are you familiar with the Spike Jones parody of the William Tell Overture? (You're in it.)



By the way, Spike Jones (like Red Buttons) was also a redhead.

And it was also Spike Jones who originally performed one of Kato's favorite sendups that was reprised for Jimbo.