The Wikipedia Foundation is obviously the Supreme Soviet. Wales is happy being compared to Uncle Joe Stalin. The lowly admins are mere apparatchiks doing the party line. Bureaucrats are Commisars. Stewards are members of the Supreme Soviet/KGB.
I've seen some good article by me progressively degenerate into what a 16-year-old thinks.
So. Others here can help me describe Wikipedia in terms of Soviet Socialist Republicanism.