Fortunately, this drive-by article got deleted, but it makes a point.
Wikipedians want to ban all paid editors because with that kind of conflict of interest, they couldn't POSSIBLY write a neutral, descriptive, cited article about a company. No, instead, leave it to the Wikipedians themselves to make sure fairness and encyclopedic tone are adhered to.
I'm getting the distinct impression that Wikipedians are incapable of writing any encyclopedic article that has anything to do with Wikipedia. Seriously, doesn't that create a WP:COI feedback loop? Shouldn't Wikipedia invite some outside organization to write all the articles that are related to Wikipedia itself? They're violating WP:AUTO!