That name we love to hate has finally gotten his comeuppance.
I was digging through the Google News archives, and lo and behold, what do I find?
Guy Chapman was toting a bit too much booze, and he got sent to jail for a month!
Enjoy your stay, JzG -- I hope they have high-speed Internet for ya in the hoosegow!
Oh, and anyone who has any doubts whatsoever about this reliable legal source, Loislaw, I did this Google search from scratch, ab initio, so it is unassailable.