Mon 29th March 2010, 12:10am
QUOTE(tarantino @ Sun 28th March 2010, 7:37pm)
Majorly has quietly faded away
, (though I see he still checks in here once in a while).
Please remove all user rights from meta, commons and simple English Wikipedia. --Majorly talk 01:41, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
Good for you, Alex!
Good gravy, I almost had a heart attack! I thought you were announcing Majorly's death
I can imagine how Wikipedians would deal with it.
Majorly: "Everyone, I think I'm dyin-- ARRRGGH!"
Admin 1: "Majorly? You haven't edited in days. Are you dead?"
Admin 2: "I don't think he's dead. What kind of person edits 'ARRRGGH!' while they are dying?"
Admin 1: "Perhaps he was dictating?"
Admin 3: "If he was dictating, that means his account is not being run by him. It is compromised."
17:17, 27 March 2010 Admin 3 (talk | contribs) blocked Majorly (talk | contribs) (account creation blocked, e-mail blocked, cannot edit own talk page) with an expiry time of indefinite (compromised account, dead can't edit encyclopedia)
Admin 3: "Majorly, if you are alive, please contact ArbCom to confirm you've regained control of your account. If you are dead, please don't as it would scare the crap out of ArbCom."
:Everyking: "I don't see why the undead should be prevented from editing the wiki."
::Friday: "The dead and editors under 18 should not be editing Wikipedia as they lack maturity and souls."
:::Everyking: "You don't have to have a soul to edit Wikipedia."
(WR Thread regarding Everyking's comment breaks out with much hilarity)
IP: "Does anyone care that Majorly is dead?"
:Admin 3: "Please Assume Good Faith. Just because people don't mourn or speak respectfully of the dead does not mean we don't care. We really don't care, but it's inappropriate for you to assume bad faith that we don't."
::IP: "That's not very nice."
19:17, 27 March 2010 Admin 3 (talk | contribs) blocked IP (talk | contribs) (account creation blocked, e-mail blocked, cannot edit own talk page) with an expiry time of indefinite (personal attacks, assuming bad faith)
And that would be how Majorly and anyone would be mourned on Wikipedia.